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Frank Granovski
April 7th, 2004, 08:36 PM
"I got 5 numbers right on the lotto!"
"An den?"
"I cashed in my ticket."
"An den?"
"I went straight to the cam shop."
"An den?"
"I bought a Pana 24P."
"An den?"
"I took it home."
"An den?"
"I charged up the battery."
"An den?"
" I attached the battery to the cam."
"An den?"
"I ran outside with the cam."
"An den?"
"I looked for some cheeks."
"An den?"
"I couldn't find any worthy to shoot."
"An den?"
"I sat down to rest."
"An den?"
"I did some day dreaming."
"An den"?
"What do you mean, An den?"
"An den!"
"I walked home."
"An den?"
"I turned on the TV."
"An den?"
"I went to bed with my cam."
"An den?"
"I snored in 24P."
"An den?"
"I dreamt that I was a movie producer."
"An den?"
"I woke up."
"An den?"
"I decided to give it another try."
"An den?"
"I went out with my 24P."
"An den?"
"I found some nice cheeks."
"An den?"
"I began shooting."
"An den?"
"Her boyfriend appeared."
"An den?"
SILENCE
"AN DEN!!??"
"He punched me and took my cam."
"An den???"
"He smashed the cam on my head."
"An den?"
"I picked up my 24P, both pieces."
"An den?"
"I walked home."
"An den?"
"I started crying."
"An den?"
"I went to bed."
"An den?"
"SHUT THE &^4%*@ UP!!!

Kristopher Mallory
April 7th, 2004, 09:04 PM
.....................................An den?"

Frank Granovski
April 7th, 2004, 09:12 PM
An den? Okay. :-))

Well, that was a total loss. I win big, buy my 24P, and then have it broken over my head. No warranty for that! So, now with only pocket change left, I had to settle with something my budget would allow for. Here is my story.

Dial: (604) XXX-XXXX - ring..., ring---"Hello, Da Da Da Sound, how may we help you?" (Da Da Da Sound operator.)
(Downtown Vancouver, BC)

Me: "I want to get some information on a Samsung camcorder."
Da Da Da Sound operator: "I'll put you through."
"Click."
Salesman: "Camcorders!"
Me: "I want to get some information about the Samsung SCD71."
Salesman: "Yes, yes..., yeah. What do you want to know?"
Me: "Is it any good?"
Salesman: "Ah, yes---yes, it's good."
Me: "How big is the CCD?"
Salesman: "680K."
Me: "I mean in inches."
Salesman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "How big is it in inches?"
Salesman: "I wouldn't know that."
Me: "That's okay. What are the video effective CCD pixels?"
Salesman: "Huh? You got me. About 380 pixels, I think?"
Me: "You mean, 380,000 pixels?"
Salesman: "That's right."
Me: "Is that last year's model?"
Salesman: "Yes."
Me: "How is it compared with the Sharps?"
Salesman: "Don't know. We don't carry Sharps."
Me: "But Sharp make sharp cams."
Salesman: "We don't usually carry Samsung either."
Me: "Oh, why not?"
Salesman: "We just don't carry them."
Me: This Samsung isn't a poker cam, is it?
Salesman: "What?"
Me: You know, pokerish styled cams."
Salesman: "I don't know what you mean."
Me: "Never mind. Can you get the film look with the Samsung?"
Salesman: "You mean shooting a movie?"
Me: "No, the film look."
Salesman: "Would you like to talk to my manager?"
Me: "No, that's all right. This Samsung sounds like it's the one for me!"

Dylan Couper
April 8th, 2004, 12:57 AM
<<<-- Originally posted by Frank Granovski : An den? Okay. :-))


Me: This Samsung isn't a poker cam, is it?
Salesman: "What?"
Me: You know, pokerish styled cams."
Salesman: "I don't know what you mean."
-->>>


I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! LOL!

Graham Bernard
April 8th, 2004, 01:03 AM
Frank THANK YOU very much! I'm needing this at the moment . . LOL big time . . . . . you'll never know how much you've cheered me up! . . .

Grazie

Joe Carney
April 9th, 2004, 03:04 PM
This leads me to another story.
I actually bought the 30th anniversary issue of People. I know,
you can razz me later...

Funniest thing I read....
the Late Robert Mitchum when he first met his future wife...
'Stick with me babe and yo'll be fartin through silk panties in no time.'

Wierdest thing I saw...

Is it me? or does Jessica Simpsom look like a very young
Charlton Heston in drag? With a really great breast job. There has
to be some great Hollywood secret behind it.