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Old October 21st, 2011, 10:45 AM   #1
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Image Sensor Technologist Jokes

I came up with some jokes about CMOS Image Sensor (CIS) Technologists recently and they were posted on a popular blog:

Image Sensors World: Image Sensor Technologist Jokes

Some of them are pretty technical, so they may not be very humorous to the normal person, but I'll share the link anyway. :)
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Old October 21st, 2011, 11:55 AM   #2
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Moved to Area 51, our "humor" board.

Here's my lame contribution:

Q. Why don't image sensor technologists shop at popular retail clothing stores anymore?

A. Because today's micro-lenses are Gapless.
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Old November 23rd, 2011, 02:12 PM   #3
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Number 10 is kinda funny.
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Old November 24th, 2011, 11:23 PM   #4
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Hah! As a recent EE grad who worked in VLSI design and sensor testing at NASA I enjoyed most of those. Thanks for sharing :)
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Old November 27th, 2011, 08:06 PM   #5
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Cool. Thanks for sharing.
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