Hey Vancouver! Your city gets my vote for having the most bizarre news story of the week:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24799880&GT1=43001

In particular, check out the findings of the U-DUB prof who studies floating objects...

Either sharks or St. Pauls is dumping their diabetic amputations in English Bay during low tide.

Thanks Frank! So that's why St.Pauls is so creepy! More theories just in:

1. British Columbians don't like right feet and usually get rid of them.
2. A mad scientist on Bowen Island is cloning right feet for the 2010 Olympics and these feet escaped.
3. Lionsgate is shooting Hostel 5: The Feet. Just free publicity folks!
4. Uwe Boll, Vancouver's greatest moviemaker went bonkers, stopped boxing and started feet chopping!
5. This is X-Files territory. What did you expect?