Quotes from speeches
 

Here's two that amused me:

-- Groom's speech: "Thank you, bride's parents, for raising such a wonderful girl. Thank you for the beautiful gift. I look forward to unwrapping it tonight."

-- Email message from groom's soccer team: "Best wishes to the bride and groom on their wedding day. We found the groom was a hopeless joke in every position. We hope the bride has more luck."