Just to be fair to the Mac people...
Windoze turns out to actually be good for something.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/noises.php

Let it play. :)

Dylan,
hey, cute song, but it was going on for so long that I got hungry so I made a grilled cheese sandwich with my 600Mhz iBook, that plastic outer shell is just like teflon, nothing sticks to it, ;-)

At least us Mac users will never go hungry while we work.

Finally a use for my PC. Things been sitting here for months holding my paper down.

Finally, those sounds put to good use!