Living here in new mexico, I'm pretty familoiar with area 51 and the Roswell incident. Aliens crash landed just outside Roswell, NM and the entire event was hushed up by the DoD. If you don't beleive me, there are 2 little old viejitas that run the alien artifact museum in Roswell. Area 51 was the place that the USAF took the bodies of those poor little aliens. There is, apparently, some footage of the autopsy performed. It's rumored that one alien survived and currently lives in redmond, WA.

This post is getting hilarious!

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And it's about time too! I don't know what I mean by that since I really haven't been in here much. But hey.... as Jack Handy says...
If you drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let them go. Cause man, their gone!

Is just a coincidence that UFOs never show up over western Europe? hmmmmmm. Only the former USSR and the USA, hmmmmm. Or are the Europeans too embarassed to admit it?
really hmmmmmmm.