The incredible new iPhone app
 

I still prefer to use the Large Hadron Collider because my iphone tends to vibrate too much and cause sunspots.

That's interesting. I haven't had that problem. However I do tend to suffer from impromptu black holes appearing in my living room.

Only last week some bloke in a bright blue Police phone box appeared in my garage while I was working on my car. Poor bloke was terribly lost. Apparently he had missed a turning near 90377 Sedna and it had sent him on a 3 trillion light year diversion. I can imagine his frustration after being diverted 30 miles due to roadworks the other day. Not good.

Anyway, I found that after installing the app rebooting the iPhone before using it tends to clear the problem.

I wonder if this app would work to clean up my daughters room... a black hole could come in handy.

Pity you're not in Geneva Oliver - they might suddenly have one they there and want rid of it in a hurry.