My joke
 

Ok, I did a shoot this weekend, my customer comes out to my truck and informs me that they had to section the big hall off in three parts. He asks me if i have seen the room I'm in. I respond with a 'yes.' He asks me if that is ok, is the room to small? I respond with a 'no', but that i'll have to use a smaller camera.

That's like Jewish humour. Good one.