It's The Dirty Dozen.

Here's one:
[person]: Hey [main character]! You get this parking ticket in front of my airport?
[main character]: Yeah.
[person tears ticket up]
[person]: Ah, what the hell; it's Christmas!

---AOK--

Sounds like "Die Hard 2 - Die Harder"

-Jon

Correct! Directed by the fellow Finn Lauri Harjola, also know as Renny Harlin.
You're up.

--AOK--

Okay, here's one from one of the more laughable action films of the 1980s.

Character 1: "C'mon man! I got a bomb here. I'll kill her! I'll blow this whole place up!"


Character 2: "Go ahead. I don't shop here."


-Jon

Okay, time for some hints:

Hint One; The laughable nature of this film is entirely unintentional, and results from a combination of poor dialogue, overly stereotypical characterizations, almost comically overly dramatic visuals, and a curious mixture of overacting and underacting at the same time.

Hint Two: The long-time action film star of this film later went on to co-star in "Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot".

-Jon

Im thinking Cobra , although i dont really remember the quote its the only time i can think of that Sly is in a shop

Andy

And you are correct.

You're up.

-Jon

ok heres a classic....


character 1: You mean people could actually stay down there for a hundred years?

character 2: It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.


I dont expect this to last long, its one of the all time great comedies from a genius of a director

Andy

One of my favorite movies and one that I've quoted from before.

Dr. Strange Love or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

One of the greatest comedies ever.

-Garrett

the floor is yours Garrett

Ok,

This one is probably pretty easy:

"Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear ******** tell it, anybody could have worked for ****. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone."

The *'s are two separate names of characters in the movie that would make it way too easy.

-Garrett

I'm almost positive that it's "The Usual Suspects".

Great movie.

-Jon

You can be positive Jonathan. It is indeed The Usual Suspects. One of those movies that I seem to always stop on even though I've already seen it a hundred times.

Jonathan is up.

Garrett

Ok, Here it goes:

Character 1: "You're note Martin."


Character 2: "No."


Character 1: "Who are you?"


Character 2: "I don't have a name."


Character 1: "Sad. Will you have a name when we get home?"


Character 2: "I don't have a home."


-Jon

do you mean "you're not martin" ? or is he asking for martins note ?