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Originally Posted by Hugh DiMauro (Post 800075)

Demon Seed!

Well? It's your turn! :)

I want a challenge! :)

Yeah, Hugh! You're up!

And don't make it something so obviously simple as "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

Okay... Here Goes... But First...

I want to make sure I get the line perfect so give me until I return home to check the exact wording in order to give you heroes a fair shake. Capisce?

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Originally Posted by Chris Hurd (Post 800701)

And don't make it something so obviously simple as "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

From the Simpsons episode, "A Fish Called Selma," Troy McClure sings it in the musical, "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want To Get Off!".

Quote:

Ape: Help, the human's about to escape.
Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape.
Ape: [gasping] He can talk!

Apes: [in unison, rythmed] He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk

Troy: [singing] I can siiiiiing!

[funky beat of "Rock Me Amadeus" starts playing]

Female Nurse Ape: Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius!
Apes: [in unison] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: What's wrong with me?
Zaius: I think you're crazy.
Troy: Want a second opinion.
Zaius: You're also lazy.

Apes: [in unison] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius

[one ape starts breakdancing]

Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Zaius: Of course you can.
Troy: Well I couldn't before!

[plays piano]

"You'll Never Make a Monkey Out of Me"

Troy: [singing] I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along

You've finally made a monkey
Apes: Yes, we've finally made a monkey
Troy: Yes, you've finally made a monkey out of me
Apes: Yes, we've finally made a monkey out of you

Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Ah yes... back when The Simpsons used to have good writers. Thanks Paul, that was much better and definitely more entertaining than the Chuck Heston version I had been thinking of.

Okay, Here Goes!

“Get down on your knees and pray to God for help… and then maybe everything will work out fine? Garbage. Not where I come from. You can wear off your knees praying to God for heat in a cold water flat in February, and icicles can grow from your upraised palms. If you’re freezing to death you burn the furniture you set fire to the building but you get off your knees!”

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Originally Posted by Hugh DiMauro (Post 801078)

The Poseiden Adventure, Gene Hackman playing "Reverend Scott"

Are mine just far too easy?

Let's just say that my job involves research and I'm pretty good at it.

Here's one (should be easy):

"Are all American officers so ill-mannered?"

"Yeah, about 99 percent."

Oh! I know that one! It's The Great Escape. Awesome movie, BTW.

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Originally Posted by Dale Stoltzfus (Post 801361)

Oh! I know that one! It's The Great Escape. Awesome movie, BTW.

You got it! Your turn.

Ok, here's one from a more-or-less obscurish movie (I think), but an awesome one all the same. See if anyone gets it.

Character 1: "It's alright honey, Bumpa didn't mean it..."
'Bumpa': "Yes Bumpa did mean it - he meant every d*mn word of it!"

I think I got it -- this one was tough (you could even say it was a hobgoblin of a quote). I'll wait, though, and see if someone can find it.

"hobgoblin of a quote". sneaking hints, huh.
I had to look it up, so I won't give it away, but this isn't going to be an easy one for most. I've never seen it myself.