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-   -   "The Ninjews", my short, is finally done. (https://www.dvinfo.net/forum/show-your-work/5423-ninjews-my-short-finally-done.html)

Robert Knecht Schmidt May 30th, 2003 08:30 PM

Will it be shown in the festival? Or are all the slots already taken up by Happy Tree Friends Flash animations?

Josh Bass May 30th, 2003 10:59 PM

Hello all. Welcome to my thread. Catalina, of Spike and Mike, told me that it WOULD be in the festival, but likely not this year's. In '04 though, watch out baby! It will be on the DVD they release soon.

And Paul, I have a whole thread that mentions my inclusion in Spike and Mike. It's not in the title, but that's why people have to read more.

Paul Sedillo May 31st, 2003 07:59 AM

<<<-- Originally posted by Josh Bass : Hello all. Welcome to my thread. Catalina, of Spike and Mike, told me that it WOULD be in the festival, but likely not this year's. In '04 though, watch out baby! It will be on the DVD they release soon.

And Paul, I have a whole thread that mentions my inclusion in Spike and Mike. It's not in the title, but that's why people have to read more. -->>>
I guess I need to READ more! Listed below is the link:

http://www.image-studio.com/movies/theninjews02.htm

Alex Knappenberger May 31st, 2003 11:11 AM

LOL! Hahaha...


That was great... you had enough credits at the end...heh

Stylianos Moschapidakis May 31st, 2003 11:17 AM

Josh, well-done! Very funny!

K. Forman May 31st, 2003 12:19 PM

Josh- I'm glad you guys decided to post it again, I'm still lmao. Wasn't it different the first time? Congrats :)

Paul Sedillo May 31st, 2003 12:45 PM

<<<-- Originally posted by Keith Forman : Josh- I'm glad you guys decided to post it again, I'm still lmao. Wasn't it different the first time? Congrats :) -->>>
It was lost during a server move, so I was glad that I had an archive of it.

Josh Bass June 1st, 2003 08:39 AM

Unless Paul somehow used his face to replace one of my characters or something, then it's the same as it's always been.

Rob Lohman June 2nd, 2003 11:44 AM

Return of the Ninjews eh... Still good work!

Josh Bass June 4th, 2003 12:22 AM

I'm off to post the link on Dv.com, to further facilitate the Judaisian invasion.

To Alex--

Yes the credits are long. The REAL reason for them is to give enough time to play the obnoxious song that accompanies them.

Zac Stein June 4th, 2003 12:47 AM

Josh, be careful it has taken a long for us jews to finally break it into the business. :P

zac

Josh Bass June 4th, 2003 01:48 AM

Careful of what? Am I unintentionally setting us back?

Zac Stein June 4th, 2003 02:00 AM

Josh,

It was a joke, it is like saying it took a long time for chinese business to do well in china.

Zac

Josh Bass June 4th, 2003 02:23 AM

Sorry, I'm a little thick today, I guess. Just remember, every post to this thread keeps it near the top!

Dan Holly June 4th, 2003 08:57 PM

Hey Josh.....
 
My kids still think YOU rule, NOT Slash :P

Here's one more to bump it up to the top again for your great work......

Josh Bass June 4th, 2003 11:52 PM

Thanks. All this praise and yet I've still only made $350 off this thing.

K. Forman June 5th, 2003 06:07 AM

You've MADE MONEY!?! Damn... You're doing better than most. I've done a bunch of fun little projects, but they were for personal gratification, and never went anywhere. $350?!? Way to go Josh!

Josh Bass June 5th, 2003 11:26 AM

Thanks. I *cough*not bragging*cough* got paid by Spike and Mike for it, and 350 was the amount.

Hugh DiMauro June 6th, 2003 11:52 AM

Your Short
 
I played your animated short on my computer at my desk here in the detective bureau. I laughed so hard other detectives came around to see what I was carrying on about. I'm half Jew so I got all the jokes. Unfortunately, not one of my colleagues present is Jewish, in part or full. Your humor reminds me of my Jewish grandparents when I was a wee lad. Let me tell you, you've got that part of comedy nailed. Make a live action short with your fantastic brand of Kosher humor (k) and you might have another Seinfeld franchise. Thanks for the laughs. Keep it up. The world needs it.

Hugh (AKA Hershel!)

Josh Bass June 6th, 2003 11:54 AM

Wow. . .detective bureau. Just don't charge me with attempted humor! Hahahahah! Yeah that was lame.

Hugh DiMauro June 6th, 2003 12:05 PM

Oy!
 
OY! Yeah, that was lame. I'll tell ya, though, how does a hard corps Jewish lad make out in Texas? It was easy for me in Southern NJ because half my junior and senior high school was Jewish. Hell, my block was nicknamed "Bagel Boulevard!" I'm still trying to force myself to eat lox. And I miss my aunt's chicken cooked in the "deflavorizer".

Josh Bass June 6th, 2003 12:28 PM

It wasn't hard. I did attend both a Catholic high school and College, but no one really seemed to care.

Matt Stahley June 13th, 2003 12:52 PM

Classic! I've been seeing this thread but havent read it. Cuz i didnt have broadband.Well now i have broadband and watched the short for the first time.I had no idea it was going to be claymation what a surprise. Excellent work!

Amelie Stein June 15th, 2003 11:27 PM

<<<-- Originally posted by Matt Stahley : Classic! I've been seeing this thread but havent read it. Cuz i didnt have broadband.Well now i have broadband and watched the short for the first time.I had no idea it was going to be claymation what a surprise. Excellent work! -->>>

I don't have broadband either... which is why I always go to my university/local internet cafe to download stuff (mostly mp3's and such, and then copy them for personal use :D)

That must've taken ages to make? Really well done though... it looks like your hard work payed off! One question though... how did you make those figures? I'm all curious

Josh Bass June 15th, 2003 11:57 PM

The figures are oil based clay (Aken's) molded around an armature (skeleton). The skeleton is the thinnest aluminum wire (don't remember the gauge, sorry), double twisted for strength and shaped into a human figure. After shaping the wire, you need to create the "bones," i.e., strengthen and reinforce those parts which don't bend, like shins, thighs, upper and lower arms, head, crotch, and torso, leaving only bendable wire where joints would be. I used plumber's epoxy to do this, as it doesn't add too much bulk, and is hard as hell. Then simply add the clay. You're supposed to apply a layer of melted clay before putting the clay on that people see, but I ain't meltin' no clay on the stove, and I didn't have any fancy apparatus available. The melted clay's supposed to keep the outer layer from slipping. I still don't see how that works.

They're so "fat" because of the skeleton. If I made the outer layer any thinner, the "bones" would start to show through.

Michael Middleton June 16th, 2003 08:47 AM

Wow! Nice work, Josh!

Michael


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