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Chris Hurd February 1st, 2007 11:44 PM

PowerShot Death Haiku
 
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Fly away from me!
Speed through air, downward dropping.
PowerShot, meet floor.

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Lorinda Norton February 2nd, 2007 12:48 AM

From the "grave"
 
Butterfingered man!
Unfailing, I served your needs.
This is my reward?

;)

Chris Hurd February 2nd, 2007 08:32 AM

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Strong metal body!
But lens barrel crumples like
Fragile tin foil.

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Andy Tejral February 2nd, 2007 03:04 PM

Well, that does look a whole lot worse than what my wife did to her A10. In that case, I was able to pull the lens back to the proper position and it worked.

When something is already trashed, you don't to worry about breaking it!

Sorry, I wasn't up to putting this in haiku form.

Chris Hurd February 2nd, 2007 03:17 PM

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Non-Haiku reply
Cause injury to topic,
As I did to Elph.

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Chris Hurd February 2nd, 2007 03:18 PM

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Head hanging in shame,
Now must buy new PowerShot.
Use wrist strap next time!

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Dylan Couper February 2nd, 2007 05:06 PM

Faithfull Canon slips
Four hundred dollar paperweight.
Buy Panasonic?

http://www.dvinfo.net/conf/showthread.php?t=85515

Chris Hurd February 2nd, 2007 05:34 PM

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Extra syllable
in your Haiku disappoints,
much like your Panny.

What you sell might be
another's treasure, not mine.
Good luck on Ebay.

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Richard Alvarez February 2nd, 2007 07:15 PM

"E" forum leader
Cries for his dead PowerShot
The forum is cold.

Lorinda Norton February 2nd, 2007 07:31 PM

Old gone; new begins.
Enlightened soul ponders not
Canon loyalty!

Chris Hurd February 2nd, 2007 08:10 PM

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SD800
Beckons me. But what comes next?
PMA in March...

To borrow wife's Elph,
One submits to condition:
Lanyard around neck!

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Dylan Couper February 2nd, 2007 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Hurd
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Extra syllable
in your Haiku disappoints,
much like your Panny.
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Picture had much noise.
Shiny on my shelf sits new
SD800!

Chris Hurd February 2nd, 2007 11:36 PM

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Lanyard beats wrist strap,
Wear Elph as jewelry... but
Wrist strap beats damage!

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Chris Hurd February 2nd, 2007 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan Couper
Picture had much noise.
Shiny on my shelf sits new
SD800!

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SD800,
Shiny on your shelf, not mine,
Jealous tears burn face.

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