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September 18th, 2005, 10:47 AM | #1 |
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What is a professional videographer?
How is your sense of humour this late summer sunny Sunday?
This is a self-test called ‘What is a professional videographer’! After reading a few posts here one could be forgiven for having doubts about this subject. Here is a list, undoubtedly incomplete, that might just help if you are having an identity crisis. A professional videographer is one who: Wins an Oscar Hasn’t won an Oscar but will soon Confuses his penis with his camera, and vice versa Has a business card upon which is printed using an exotic font ‘Professional Videographer’ Shoots weddings using a HDW-F900 camera Shoots weddings using a Hi8 camera but edits in FCP Shoots weddings but has a PhD Shoots weddings Shoots funerals A retired Doctor, Dentist, Lawyer, Accountant…etc who shoots the grandkids Is writing a screenplay Makes training videos using obscure technical language that only he/she understands Makes training videos which are essentially copies of other training videos Writes sales literature presenting it as the ultimate camera guidebook Has been in the business 30 frikin years or more but never finished high school Uses a tripod Uses a monopod when on vacation Uses a boom pole Uses the wife, girlfriend, lover, and/or all three, to hold the boom pole Shoots 24p and thereafter watches the footage on an aging 17” LCD Can always see the difference between 24p and 25p Knows that the ‘film look’ is the end all and the be all. Knows that interlaced video is the work of the Devil Has a following of stupid sycophants Makes a living using a video camera Doesn’t make a living using a video camera but will one day Would change his/her spouse before changing tape brands Would rather jump off a cliff than shoot in auto Responds to most every post no matter what Would not be seen dead using an on-camera microphone Know that it’s cool to bastardize the English language by using spelling such as ‘goanna, wanna, kinda’ Never considers content as important as the equipment Loves his camera Can repeatedly say they plan to print to film while keeping a straight face Religiously believe in a specific equipment manufacturer Takes this post seriously Posts this kind of garbage Oh, would some Power the gift give us, To see ourselves as others see us; It would from many a blunder And foolish notion free us Robert Burns - “To a Louse on Seeing One on a Lady’s Bonnet in Church.” |
September 18th, 2005, 12:46 PM | #2 |
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Heh heh heh. All of the above!
Good laugh for a Sunday afternoon! Cheers, -Matt
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September 23rd, 2005, 10:34 PM | #3 |
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HEY! Are you talking about me!?!
Cause I like resemble that remark... or list of remarks.
LOL. I needed a grin. |
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