Ha ha! All I can say is Rick better surface soon. This communique has gone way south. :)

Yeah... But I refuse to go far enough south to read Hugh's tat.

i think hugh is doing a fine job of that all by himself!

oh dear, a new assignment as a secret agent in wackyworld. it's all i ever could have hoped for.....

"If you can read this...
GET OFF MY @$$!"

hehe... So many jokes...

RL-197 checking in STOP no sign of agent X-Y-Y here STOP the EHQ is getting nervous END TRANSMISSION

FIELD OPS - TRANSMISSION INTERCEPT - RL-197

Thank you for checking in. Please check Netherlands passport control. Code name: Peter Franks.

In the meanwhile, I have been thinking about DVC6. HMMMM...

Theme: Missing

Oh, by the way, all field agents please turn in your Walther PPK .380 caliber pistols. In a cost cutting measure to counteract rising fuel prices, we will now be issued brand new Russian Made Baikal Makarov pistols in 9 mm Makarov caliber. Don't fret. They conceal easily and work well. Please report for you assigned range day on time for orientation and qualification.

As for the tattoo: TOP SECRET. I repeat: TOP SECRET. Three key access.

END.

This operation is so Top Secret that it's been re-classified under Area 51.

Good luck, and good will hunting.

I thought we were hunting a Rick, not a Will?

Hey Hurd!
 

Soylent Green? Well heck! Now that IS top secret! Any old timers remember that Charlton Heston movie?

I remember it, but it left a bad taste... ;)

ppppppbbbbbttttt!

someone stop keith before he quits his day job.....

Yeah... good luck with that. My wife hasn't had any luck, and she's been at it for nigh on 10 years.

I hope we're not hunting a Will cause that usually means someone died.

(insert drum roll and groans here)

-gb-

Shhhh... Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting Wabbit! Huh huh huh!

How in heck did we get to this point? Holy smokes! I did laugh at Keith Forman's Soylent Green "taste" joke. Pretty good, actually. I can see him now in a smoky nightclub...

"Hey, two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?' <<GROOOOAAAN>> Thank you, thank you, very much, ladies and germs! I'll be here all week! Make sure you tip your waiters and waitresses! Try the steak! It's awesome."

Ba-dum-CHA!