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Hugh DiMauro May 6th, 2006 05:39 PM


I have been in contact with X-Y-Y (RB) and although he has been deep deep deep undercover, he is doing well. Although his whereabouts are still nebulous, he sounds to be in good spirits and might surface.

I have all active satellites attempting to triangulate his location. Please closely monitor this thread for any contact he may make from the field.

Hugh DiMauro May 7th, 2006 05:25 PM

Okay gang, Bravo went fishing today and caught a tuna and a dolphin. He soaked up the sun on a boat munching smoked marlin and washing it down with cold beer. At least we know he's eating well.

He's rotten making us worry this way.

I still love him!

Rick Bravo May 8th, 2006 06:58 AM

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated!
DiMauro's stalking has finally forced me out of seclusion...now, where did I put that restraining order?


Chris Hurd May 8th, 2006 07:36 AM

Hooray! It's Rick Bravo!!

You missed a great party at NAB, you poor unfortunate soul. Welcome back,

Hugh DiMauro May 8th, 2006 08:56 AM


No restraining order will keep me away from you, Brother! You've shown me great times and experiences in my life that others can only dream of (all of you filthy-minded bas***ds keep your sicko comments to yourselves!) HA!

Without Agent X-Y-Y (RB) I would not have:

* Tasted smoked Marlin that I'd strangle my own grandmother with her pantyhose to have to eat right now with a cold beer.

* Tasted the BEST fish spread that I've ever had.

* Tried (and LOVED) sashimi.

* Met some great Florida law enforcement types (only the ones who have stuck by Brother Bravo. He knows who and what I mean).

* Met the three most important women in his life who men of this world would be proud to have as a family.

* Seen Key West.

* Got my ass on a plane and am starting to like flying again (as long as I don't listen to Dave Rivers' ValueJet investigation happy horsesh#@. As soon as he starts on me with that, I'm ready to walk back to New Jersey from Miami. Telling me to put my driver's license in my shoe does it every time).

* Tried Mojitos. OHHHHHH MOJITOS!

Now, if I can only get him and that one other interested party together to make a festival-worthy movie...

Welcome back, Bro-heem. I'm gonna bug you today on your desk phone.

Rob Lohman May 8th, 2006 10:08 AM

Mojitos? How about "the scorpion"! Or that chocolate-cake-thingy :)

Good to see you alive and well agent X-Y-Y (RB)!

Hugh DiMauro May 8th, 2006 12:16 PM

Nuthin' beats the Mojito. Nuthin'.

(Except maybe a single barrel Kentucky bourbon)

Lorinda Norton May 8th, 2006 12:16 PM

Good work, X11-G !!!
HEY, RICK!!!!! *cue Cuban dance music* Time to party!!!! :)

Now that you've come out of seclusion, don't you dare go back. We need you here!

Mojitos all around!

p.s. to Rob: The Scorpion and that crazy chocolate cake-thingy are definitely Las Vegas, definitely cool. Now you and the other "bad boys of DV Info" (yeah, I got Dylan's message) need to experience Miami with Rick, Hugh, and......Mojitos.

Hugh DiMauro May 8th, 2006 12:19 PM

I'm ready for the Miami experience again. Physically. Mentally.

Meryem Ersoz May 8th, 2006 12:50 PM

wow. i can't believe this worked....i wonder if hugh could find my third-grade crush.

Rob Lohman May 8th, 2006 02:03 PM

Lorinda: a couple of "the gang" are trying to get me out to Texas, do I need to
add Florida to that list as well? Man, I'd better go around collecting some money :|

Lorinda Norton May 8th, 2006 06:46 PM

Shoot fire, Rob! After you've had your fill of that Shiner Bock just head southeast a fer piece and you'll be in the land of Mojitos. And btw, I'd contribute to the "delinquency of Rob Lohman" fund. You might as well get the full experience as long as you're here. :)

Meryem, there isn't anything that bundle of energy code-named X11-G can't do. But get Rick and him together and you'll really see some antics. It's non-stop lunacy!

Mike Teutsch May 8th, 2006 07:05 PM


Originally Posted by Rob Lohman
Lorinda: a couple of "the gang" are trying to get me out to Texas, do I need to
add Florida to that list as well? Man, I'd better go around collecting some money :|


There are plenty of us here in Florida to take care of you. Everyone is basically in Miami, Orlando and the Palm Beach area. I am in the middle of everyone. 90 miles to Miami and 110 to Orlando, but about the same travel time, about 1 3/4 hours.

Enjoyed meeting you at NAB and you are always welcome at my house. I used to live in Texas years ago, and would love to revisit there too.

Best of luck my man----Mike

Rob Lohman May 9th, 2006 02:38 AM

Thanks all!

Mike: there are some "rumours" for next NAB. A roadtrip from Texas to Vegas...

We'll see what happens next year. I probably won't be back until next year
unless I win that lotery tomorrow :)

Hugh DiMauro May 9th, 2006 05:24 AM

I knew RB would surface soon. He never lets us down. I'm meeting him in Manhattan next month for some tomfoolery. It'll probably take an act of congress to get him down to South Jersey for a spell. Now, if I can only get my boss to accompany me to the Apple we should all have a Jim-Dandy time in Chinatown and Little Italy. Ahhh yes... espresso, cannoli, a cigar, sidewalk bistro tables in the warm Manhattan air. The last time my boss and I went to Little Italy, we enjoyed the above while watching a fashion shoot across the street. Some magazine ad. There's always something going on. I've come to expect it. That's the magic of New York City. My last visit two weeks ago, I ran into one of Denis Leary's co-stars on the FX series Rescue Me (my favorite Summertime show). He just stood there in front of The Playwright, smoking a cigar. I went up to him and started shooting the breeze (translation: Kissing his ass and telling him how much I liked the show and the whole cast). Friendly guy. You don't get that kind of experience in Hollywood, comrades! New York is the bomb!

I will return with a full report of RB's mental health and welfare.

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