The Movie Quote Game

Hugh DiMauro · December 30th, 2007, 12:38 PM

Demon Seed!

Paul Tauger · December 31st, 2007, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh DiMauro

Demon Seed!

Well? It's your turn! :)

I want a challenge! :)

Chris Hurd · December 31st, 2007, 11:19 PM

Yeah, Hugh! You're up!

And don't make it something so obviously simple as "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

Hugh DiMauro · January 1st, 2008, 11:43 AM

I want to make sure I get the line perfect so give me until I return home to check the exact wording in order to give you heroes a fair shake. Capisce?

Paul Tauger · January 1st, 2008, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Hurd

And don't make it something so obviously simple as "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

From the Simpsons episode, "A Fish Called Selma," Troy McClure sings it in the musical, "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want To Get Off!".

Quote:

Ape: Help, the human's about to escape.
Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape.
Ape: [gasping] He can talk!

Apes: [in unison, rythmed] He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk

Troy: [singing] I can siiiiiing!

[funky beat of "Rock Me Amadeus" starts playing]

Female Nurse Ape: Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius!
Apes: [in unison] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: What's wrong with me?
Zaius: I think you're crazy.
Troy: Want a second opinion.
Zaius: You're also lazy.

Apes: [in unison] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius

[one ape starts breakdancing]

Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Zaius: Of course you can.
Troy: Well I couldn't before!

[plays piano]

"You'll Never Make a Monkey Out of Me"

Troy: [singing] I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along

You've finally made a monkey
Apes: Yes, we've finally made a monkey
Troy: Yes, you've finally made a monkey out of me
Apes: Yes, we've finally made a monkey out of you

Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Chris Hurd · January 1st, 2008, 05:26 PM

Ah yes... back when The Simpsons used to have good writers. Thanks Paul, that was much better and definitely more entertaining than the Chuck Heston version I had been thinking of.

Hugh DiMauro · January 1st, 2008, 10:30 PM

“Get down on your knees and pray to God for help… and then maybe everything will work out fine? Garbage. Not where I come from. You can wear off your knees praying to God for heat in a cold water flat in February, and icicles can grow from your upraised palms. If you’re freezing to death you burn the furniture you set fire to the building but you get off your knees!”

Paul Tauger · January 2nd, 2008, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hugh DiMauro

“Get down on your knees and pray to God for help… and then maybe everything will work out fine? Garbage. Not where I come from. You can wear off your knees praying to God for heat in a cold water flat in February, and icicles can grow from your upraised palms. If you’re freezing to death you burn the furniture you set fire to the building but you get off your knees!”

The Poseiden Adventure, Gene Hackman playing "Reverend Scott"

Dave Robinson · January 2nd, 2008, 11:42 AM

Are mine just far too easy?

Paul Tauger · January 2nd, 2008, 12:42 PM

Let's just say that my job involves research and I'm pretty good at it.

Here's one (should be easy):

"Are all American officers so ill-mannered?"

"Yeah, about 99 percent."

Dale Stoltzfus · January 2nd, 2008, 12:44 PM

Oh! I know that one! It's The Great Escape. Awesome movie, BTW.

Paul Tauger · January 2nd, 2008, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dale Stoltzfus

Oh! I know that one! It's The Great Escape. Awesome movie, BTW.

You got it! Your turn.

Dale Stoltzfus · January 2nd, 2008, 02:31 PM

Ok, here's one from a more-or-less obscurish movie (I think), but an awesome one all the same. See if anyone gets it.

Character 1: "It's alright honey, Bumpa didn't mean it..."
'Bumpa': "Yes Bumpa did mean it - he meant every d*mn word of it!"

Paul Tauger · January 2nd, 2008, 04:44 PM

I think I got it -- this one was tough (you could even say it was a hobgoblin of a quote). I'll wait, though, and see if someone can find it.

Sean Skube · January 2nd, 2008, 04:54 PM

"hobgoblin of a quote". sneaking hints, huh.
I had to look it up, so I won't give it away, but this isn't going to be an easy one for most. I've never seen it myself.

December 30th, 2007, 12:38 PM	#976
Hugh DiMauro Trustee Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Central Florida Posts: 1,205	I Got It! Demon Seed! __________________ Interesting, if true. And interesting anyway.

December 31st, 2007, 11:19 PM	#978
Chris Hurd Obstreperous Rex Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: San Marcos, TX Posts: 27,366 Images: 513	Yeah, Hugh! You're up! And don't make it something so obviously simple as "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" __________________ CH Search DV Info Net \| 20 years of DVi \| ...Tuesday is Soylent Green Day!

January 1st, 2008, 11:43 AM	#979
Hugh DiMauro Trustee Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Central Florida Posts: 1,205	Okay... Here Goes... But First... I want to make sure I get the line perfect so give me until I return home to check the exact wording in order to give you heroes a fair shake. Capisce? __________________ Interesting, if true. And interesting anyway.

January 1st, 2008, 05:26 PM	#981
Chris Hurd Obstreperous Rex Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: San Marcos, TX Posts: 27,366 Images: 513	Ah yes... back when The Simpsons used to have good writers. Thanks Paul, that was much better and definitely more entertaining than the Chuck Heston version I had been thinking of. __________________ CH Search DV Info Net \| 20 years of DVi \| ...Tuesday is Soylent Green Day!

January 1st, 2008, 10:30 PM	#982
Hugh DiMauro Trustee Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Central Florida Posts: 1,205	Okay, Here Goes! “Get down on your knees and pray to God for help… and then maybe everything will work out fine? Garbage. Not where I come from. You can wear off your knees praying to God for heat in a cold water flat in February, and icicles can grow from your upraised palms. If you’re freezing to death you burn the furniture you set fire to the building but you get off your knees!” __________________ Interesting, if true. And interesting anyway.

January 2nd, 2008, 11:42 AM	#984
Dave Robinson Major Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Conwy, Wales Posts: 208	Are mine just far too easy?

January 2nd, 2008, 12:42 PM	#985
Paul Tauger Wrangler Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles (recently from San Francisco) Posts: 954	Let's just say that my job involves research and I'm pretty good at it. Here's one (should be easy): "Are all American officers so ill-mannered?" "Yeah, about 99 percent."

January 2nd, 2008, 12:44 PM	#986
Dale Stoltzfus Major Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ephrata, PA United States Posts: 257	Oh! I know that one! It's The Great Escape. Awesome movie, BTW. __________________ Mountjoy! Studios - Promotional Videography & Graphic Design MountjoyStudios.net

January 2nd, 2008, 02:31 PM	#988
Dale Stoltzfus Major Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ephrata, PA United States Posts: 257	Ok, here's one from a more-or-less obscurish movie (I think), but an awesome one all the same. See if anyone gets it. Character 1: "It's alright honey, Bumpa didn't mean it..." 'Bumpa': "Yes Bumpa did mean it - he meant every d*mn word of it!" __________________ Mountjoy! Studios - Promotional Videography & Graphic Design MountjoyStudios.net

January 2nd, 2008, 04:44 PM	#989
Paul Tauger Wrangler Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles (recently from San Francisco) Posts: 954	I think I got it -- this one was tough (you could even say it was a hobgoblin of a quote). I'll wait, though, and see if someone can find it.

January 2nd, 2008, 04:54 PM	#990
Sean Skube Regular Crew Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 156	"hobgoblin of a quote". sneaking hints, huh. I had to look it up, so I won't give it away, but this isn't going to be an easy one for most. I've never seen it myself.