.......but GREAT exposure - Now that's an understatement!!

Underground Television show with national distribution.
Tasteful, full nudity,--looking for girls (straight and lesbian) 18-25 and guys (straight and gay) 18-30 (there's also a gay scene and a lesbian scene. Couples welcome.

No compensation, but GREAT exposure

Compensation: exposure, dinner

Isn't anything underground, by definition, the very OPPOSITE of something that'll give you great exposure?

NO LIARS PLEASE!!! - Hahaha!! Well that just about narrows it down.

MUST BE INDUSTRY CONNECTED AND HAVE SOMETHING TO BRING TO THE TABLE WHEN IT COMES TO NETWORKING. LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS APPEARED IN TOP MOVIES,COMMERCIALS,PRINTWORK, AND MUSIC VIDEOS (IF APPLICABLE) MUST BE FUN AND LIVELY!! ONLY SERIOUS PROFESSIONAL, YET FUN PEOPLE NEED APPLY. INCLUDE PHOTOS IN THE BODY OF EMAIL. SEND RESUME WITH VERIFIABLE SOURCES!! NO LIARS PLEASE!!! OUR SHOWS BRING CROWDS OF 1000-3000/GUEST PER SHOW. LET'S DO IT!!!

Hi. I like to hear industry terms, and then post on craigslist while clearly having no idea what I'm talking about:

"Grips and Gaffers Needed for feature film
Reply to: redfilmcasting@yahoo.com
Date: 2006-02-22, 12:15AM EST


Feature film shooting between March 3rd and 12th seeking experienced grip and gaffer. Please submit resume and contact info to redfilmcasting@yahoo.com. Please put in subject line whether you are a grip or gaffer or both.

* this is in or around Manhattan
* yes -- it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: TBD "

P.S. How do you make the font blue? Blue font is da BOMB!

Okay, this isn't even that bad. . .I just find it funny these guys have been posting for several months, and apparently no one's bitten, or thinks this is a cool hip idea, except for them.

"Film
Reply to: gigs-136038993@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-02-22, 11:58AM EST


I'm looking for 3 minutes of footage for the beginning of an open-sourced film project. Not a scam, doesn't cost anything, you'll get all the credit... blah blah blah... It's an idea that's getting a lot of exposure and media interest - we're currenlty looking for the opening three minutes to this feature film.

The Hollywood Experiment "

Josh, it looks like they're expanding their crew!

Hmmm, maybe next they're going to ask for the shooters to wear leather and chains?


Female wanted to shoot porn for fun

Reply to: gigs-136089270@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-02-22, 2:40PM EST


Are you a female with an interest in shooting porn? I am shooting a short scene this Friday nightin Manhattan. I need a woman to shoot. I already have a guy I just wanted to mix it up a bit and have a woman shooting on the set. Now I will admit that because this is a no budget production, there is no pay. The only ones makimg money are the girls in the scene. We are looking for an open minded female who just wants to watch and shoot. If you are out there please get back to us with contact info and the words "Female Shooter" as your subject.

this is in or around New York, NY
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: none - sorry

How much trouble will I get in for asking if there could be a double meaning to the phrase "female shooter?"

I suspect 'Hollywood' again hears a computer term, and screws it up in execution. They decided 'open-source' was a better term for no-lo. What they missed is that 'open-source' means they make the entire project available for others to edit. Does not seem to present itself that way.

Either that George, or the scenes for the film are open to many people... like the Lady X series.

A borrow credit
 

Now this is a credit I haven't heard of before.

Director...................John Smith
Borrowed Avid..........Dumb Ass
Editor......................Cheap Ass
etc., etc., etc.


"I am looking to borrow (or if necessary - rent) someone's Avid Mojo in order to complete a project I am working on. I am willing to give credit on my documentary film which has been accepted into several festivals already."

I think, in the hollywood project's defense, it is open source in the way Keith mentioned. I just thought it was amusing that no one had bitten.

French Maid TV rules! (lol)

Their last two videos were on "how to perform CPR" and "how to make a video podcast." Oil rigs next, eh? Sweet!

Larry Clark, is that you?

"Camera and Sound needed for Movie about an Orgy
Reply to: gigs-136488615@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-02-23, 7:44PM EST




We are shooting this weekend and are looking for a shooter and a sound person.

We already have one shooter, but we'd love to make this a two-camera shoot. We are shooting on a Panasonic DVX100B and are looking for someone who can shoot handheld with a Panasonic DVX100 series camera.

We need a sound person who can handle a room with 10 actors. We are going to record sound on the camera, but would love to hire a sound person with their own equipment that can record and mix live multiple tracks.

Yes, the movie is an improv comedy about an orgy that never gets started. There is NO sexual content, but there is explicit dialogue. Our production company produces one feature length project every month, so this is an opportunity to join our network and be part of future projects.

* this is in or around NYC/NJ
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: deferred payment/profit sharing "

You have experience, you supply camera, you work on a for profit commercial. You get paid $10-$15/hr!!!! I DO RESPOND to post like this and include my rates.



24P Operators

Reply to: resumes@harringtontalents.com
Date: 2006-02-23, 11:53AM EST


Experienced 24p camera operator w/ own camera to work on a commercial.
Available Mar 1st.
$100-$150 for 10 hours
Please email resumes.