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September 12th, 2013, 08:17 PM | #1 |
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Quotes from speeches
Here's two that amused me:
-- Groom's speech: "Thank you, bride's parents, for raising such a wonderful girl. Thank you for the beautiful gift. I look forward to unwrapping it tonight." -- Email message from groom's soccer team: "Best wishes to the bride and groom on their wedding day. We found the groom was a hopeless joke in every position. We hope the bride has more luck." |
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