The Producers?

Yes, but . . . you need to be more specific. ;)

D'oh! That's what I just did to Paul here.

Ugh! Well, the second quote I recognized as being from the original (Kenneth Mars always killed me as Franz Leibkind). I don't specifically recognize the first quote but I assume it was LSD at his audition?

Perfect score -- it was the original and the first quote was LSD at his audition. "That's our Hitler!"

Character 1: How much is the coffee?

Character 2: Fifty-three cents.

Character 1: How much is the tea?

Character 2: Fifty-three cents.

Character 1: (beat) I'll have the tea.

I know this one, but I'll let someone else run with it. ;)

I know I've heard this line somewhere. Is it from The Usual Suspects?

Okay, it's been a few days:

Midnight Run?

But of course! Charles Grodin's delivery on this line kills me every time.

Take it away, Paul.

I knew I'd seen it but couldn't place it. Great movie with a bunch of funny verbal exchanges. Good stuff.

-Jon

"Is that it? Is that all you're gonna ask me? Well I got a couple of thousand goddamn questions, you know. I want to speak to someone in charge. I want to lodge a complaint. You have no right to make people crazy! You think I investigate every Walter Cronkite story there is?"

"Close Encounters of The Third Kind"

I always wanted to go up into outer space.

-Garrett

You got it, Garrett. Your turn.

Here's one that might be a little difficult.

Character 1: You're sure trying hard to make a hero out of me.

Character 2: You're that already. You just need a special act, something that'll make your name a legend.

Character 1: What I don't understand is what difference it makes to you.

Charachter 2: If a man is a man, he needs someone to believe in.

Character 1: I've met all kinds in my life. Thieves and killers. Pimps and prostitutes. Con men and preachers. Even a few fellas that told the truth. The kind of man you're talking about, never.

-Garrett