Your reply was hilarious, and on the verge of bringing the big dog down on you... again. The post is like several other pathetic attempts by lonely trolls that have been posted there before. And in his case, a cheap troll.

Oh, it's all harmless fun. It WAS posted in the TV/radio/film section, after all. And the big dog can kid himself, but he knows he wishes he were my dad.

Don't laugh too hard... he might be ;)

Then who was that bald guy that raised me?

okay here's one, and right in my hometown!

"ideographer wanted
Reply to: job-163566012@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-05-22, 4:14PM CDT


I am posting in several cities. This is not a full time job, but you can look at it as a fun pasttime to make a profit. I do not need to have it edited, or put on DVD. You do not have to be a football lover, but it is definately a plus.

Here is what I am looking for. I need a sports videographer. Specifically, I am looking for someone to tape Texas High School football playoffs for me. Minimum requirements are as follows for all candidates.

1) Must have own videocampera (8mm, digital 8, MiniDVD )tripod (if you do not have one, you can get one at Walmart for about 15 to 20$).

2) Must have reliable transportation to and from High School football stadiums in your area. (Prefer ability to travel within a 2 hr radius, all gas is 100% reimbursible)

3) Must have enough battery juice (3 hrs plus) to cover each game.

I buy these tapes from you at $30 per game tape plus reimbursement for game programs and 1 ticket and parking if applicable (most stadiums do not charge for parking) plus postage and handling. You can make up to $90 (in pocket after expenses, etc..)

If this is acceptable to you please leave your phone number and I will contact you in a couple of months when football season starts up, and I will have you shoot a test run video for us and we will go from there. I will give you a little more information and instructions on how these videos are to be shot at that time. If you do not have enough battery juice to cover the entire game on the test run, no worries, we just need to know that you can follow the instructions and shoot the videos as per our requirements.

Regards: Carlos

This is Texas ONLY, if you read this ad anywhere in Texas you might qualify.

Thanks

Carlos

* Job location is Houston Area
* Compensation: $30 per tape plus expenses
* Telecommuting is ok.
* This is a part-time job.
* This is a contract job.
* This is an internship job
* no -- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* no -- Please, no phone calls about this job!
* no -- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
* yes -- Reposting this message elsewhere is OK.
* yes -- OK to repost to Job Developers for Persons with Disabilities."

"Brian,
********** here. We met at the ******** mixer a few months back.
Hope you are doing well.I am contacting you in regards to my upcoming
production that will be shooting this fall. We still have a few crew
positions to fill including UPM/1st AD, Script Supervisor, Boom
Operator, Grip, Gaffer and was curious if any of these positions
appealed to you.
The shoot will be over 5 consecutive 6-day weeks from ****** to ******.
Most positions are on a deferment basis, but hotel accommodations, meals,
copy, and credit will be provided.
Please send me an email, along with your contact info, if this is
something you would like to discuss further.

Talk soon,
Producer"

30 days of work on a 100% deferment? Is this guy out of his mind or what?

Art PAs

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Reply to: gigs-164248400@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-05-24, 2:25PM EDT


Currently looking for Art PAs to work on feature film with name actors. Looking for team leaders who have a good eye for set design and have a passion for making a story come to life. Will be working closely with director and executive producers. Great networking tool for someone who is out of school looking to build their resume. If interested please send email w/ resume and daily rate. Please keep in mind that if you are willing to volunteer your time you gaurenteed to work on this film. NO ATTACHEMENTS!! PLEASE NOTE IF YOU ARE WILLING TO WORK FOR NO PAY.


So....send me your rates. But if I find some schmuck straight outta film school to do it for nothing....you get nothing. Thoughts, anyone?

A little closer to home:

http://www.dvinfo.net/conf/showthread.php?t=68089

It was his first and only post. He must of thought this was Craigs List...

That's a troller if I ever seen one! That was his first post and I bet his last. You know it's bad when Craig's List isn't producing enough suckers anymore. I wonder if the Chicago crew is doing it for free too? I bet not!

I thought Chris was gonna delete postings like that, from newbies?

Anyway, here's one that's no only ridiculous, but will lead to some very awkward and uncomfortable experiences. Have fun.


On the search for videographers & photographers for homeless doc

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Reply to: gigs-164399224@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-05-24, 8:55PM CDT



There are several things I am looking for all or in part.

1. I am looking to get video footage shot on a mini DV camera of homeless people in your area and surrounding areas that are sleeping on the street in doorways, alleys and parks. And homeless people wondering the streets during all times of the day and night. The video footage can be up to one hour but no more. Also I will need you to film at the highest resolution you can so do not shoot on LP.

2. I am looking to get four interviews with homeless people where you ask them to tell their story and ask them some questions that you come up with. Remember that we are not trying to influence their answers but to get the facts the best we can. No more that one hour total footage for the interviews.

3. High resolution photo's of homeless people during all times of the day and night. Remember after you get the pictures you need to try and get a release from the person. I will need you to keep a log of the pictures you take and for which people you get releases from. You will need to send these to me on a DVD disk.


this is in or around Hpuston

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Compensation: camera operator, photographer and research assistant credits and a copy of the completed DVD

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Reply to: gigs-164399224@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-05-24, 8:55PM CDT



There are several things I am looking for all or in part.

1. I am looking to get video footage shot on a mini DV camera of homeless people in your area and surrounding areas that are sleeping on the street in doorways, alleys and parks. And homeless people wondering the streets during all times of the day and night. The video footage can be up to one hour but no more. Also I will need you to film at the highest resolution you can so do not shoot on LP.

2. I am looking to get four interviews with homeless people where you ask them to tell their story and ask them some questions that you come up with. Remember that we are not trying to influence their answers but to get the facts the best we can. No more that one hour total footage for the interviews.

3. High resolution photo's of homeless people during all times of the day and night. Remember after you get the pictures you need to try and get a release from the person. I will need you to keep a log of the pictures you take and for which people you get releases from. You will need to send these to me on a DVD disk.


this is in or around Hpuston

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Compensation: camera operator, photographer and research assistant credits and a copy of the completed DVD[/QUOTE]





If more gigs like that keep popping up, I'm gonna be one of the poor dudes getting interviewed.

"Back in my day, people paid their dag gum workers! With real money!"

You forgot to add "by the way, do you have anything to help me out? i just wanna get a hamburger, and then I'm gonna catch the subway 'cause I got a brother up in Dallas who's got a job at his rubber band factory lined up for me." This funny of course, because there is no subway in Houston.

Seth, it looks like that thread that you posted earlier has caught the attention of several other DViers.
www.dvinfo.net/conf/showthread.php?t=68089

Yawn. . .blah blah blah:

"Camera man Intern
Reply to: bfhcfh@aol.com
Date: 2006-05-29, 9:58AM EDT


Camera man needed for the summer to film Brandon Hughes. Brandon Hughes is hosting a fashion show interviewing celebrities, designers, photographers, musicians, etc. Must have knowledge of film, operating camera, must be in control when in room of celebrities. Must be absolutely available any day of the week for the summer and at any time! Credit given for college students and if not in college, something spectacular to put on your resume. You will experience the opportunity of a life time! HURRY, production starts this week!

Segments shot in NYC and Hamptons. Must be available to be in both areas at any given time.

* yes -- it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Credit or free

"

yada yada, no pay, we need to see your reel, bring your own stuff, only those with experience and on our list can come.
----- ATL craigslist ----
crew needed for music video shot (crew interview)

Reply to: job-167016957@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-01, 6:16PM EDT


We are looking for a music video crew to shoot a senior seminar project which we are planning too also drop on BET and MTV. THIS IS A NON PAYING JOB.

I know this is getting old but you will get good food and a copy of the music video for you reel.

we are also looking for someone who have there own gear Panasonic dvx 100 a or b or even high def camera, focus enhancement fire wire hard drive, P+S Teknik adapter or red rock adaptor with primes to pull focus, jib with remote. Lighting and grip gear.

Our school has limited gear but we will get all the equipment we can get.

We are looking for the following crew.

Director of photography.
Gaffer
Camera operator
2nd Assistant camera operator
Key grip
Best boy (electrician)
Best boy grip
Hair make up
Wardrobe
Production assistants.

We are having interviews on the 3rd Saturday 2006 10:30 am at American intercontinental university (buckhead campus). Please bring a resume and a demo reel. Also please make sure to reply to this posting because we have a strict door policy at AIU and we want to make sure that your names are on the list to attend interview.

directions
(cut so post is not so long)

Thank you very much and see you at AIU

Are they living in fantasy land? Who's gonna interview for this thing? Speaking of which, why interview at all? Why not just accept whoever offers to help, and be grateful?

I like they acknowledge that it's "getting old."

yada yada, no pay, we need to see your reel, bring your own stuff, only those with experience and on our list can come.
----- ATL craigslist ----
crew needed for music video shot (crew interview)

Reply to: job-167016957@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-01, 6:16PM EDT


We are looking for a music video crew to shoot a senior seminar project which we are planning too also drop on BET and MTV. THIS IS A NON PAYING JOB.

I know this is getting old but you will get good food and a copy of the music video for you reel.

we are also looking for someone who have there own gear Panasonic dvx 100 a or b or even high def camera, focus enhancement fire wire hard drive, P+S Teknik adapter or red rock adaptor with primes to pull focus, jib with remote. Lighting and grip gear.

Our school has limited gear but we will get all the equipment we can get.



Wow...I mean a DVX is one thing...but focus enchancement drive, P+S teknik...with primes! Jib, lighting, grip... what limited gear does the school have? Paper and clipboards?

I wonder if they ever get any legitimate responses. I'm curious.....whose up for posting an ad like this, just to see if anyone replies?

Just not in the US, this is from Craigslist Bangkok:

Looking for NATIVE, Local Thai with excellent English ability and acting experience to host a series of short travel videos.
Payment will be per segment, each will require approximately 2 hours to film, and will be compensated 250 baht/segment.
Must be able to memorize English script, be comfortable in front of a camera.
Pay is low (because the budget is low overall), but will be great exposure (international) and great resume experience.
Please email headshot, resume detailing acting experience, schedule availability, and contact information to reply address above.

Possible future opportunities as well.


By the way, 250 baht is about $6.50 US!

I think this is more insulting than just asking to do it for free...

Ooh! Ooh! Can I join in? Never thought I'd get to post one of these, but I was just poking around Mandy, thought you'd like this:

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Payment is on a lo/no/deferred basis.
Cinematographer wanted for Summer shoot in and around the NYC . Award-winning film-maker / publicity magnet seeks experienced D.P. (who owns lighting, sound and camera package -- preferably the Vericam or Panasonic HDX 200) to shoot ultra-low budget romantic comedy/ road movie in August.

Opportunity of a lifetime to work on future Sundance entry with critically acclaimed writer / star and his partner who has scripts in development with Castle Rock (Tom Hanks), Sony, and too many TV credits and theater credits too long to list here.

I'm offering a great script, talent, creditability and media profile. Payment is low or deferred. I'm self financing from my salary as a Brooklyn math teacher. If you're hungry to work on great material and can afford to work within my budget, let's team up.

SEEKS LOCATION SCOUT / LOCATIONS for new movie shooting around NYC in August. Locations and services must be donated for free - will be awarded on screen thank you and networking opportunities:

LOCATIONS NEEDED: mom & pop pharmacy; motel in deserted area; motel with pool; 2 small town diners; small town flower shop; bowling ally; restaurant; factory security booth where a guard would stay with cars trying to get through; airport hub, airplane interior - can be faked with seats; exterior car mechanic shop along a rural highway; a farm with farm animals; corporate office with cubicle; western like bar with dance floor i.e. Montana; seminar classroom; any scenic areas within close proximity to NYC that look like rural scenic America i.e. it's a cross country road movie and we are trying to cheat shots while we stay in NY, any private long stretches of roads that look like they are from mid-west or western states; any small town streets that look like mid-west with cobble pavement; anything that looks like downtown L.A.; doctors office.

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I know, I know, he's a teacher; overworked, underpaid, underappreciated, he deserves our respect. But he's a MATH teacher, shouldn't he understand that anyone with a "Vericam" has bills and a camera to take care of? That "opportunity of a lifetime to work on future Sundance entry" thing is great too, I can't get over that. And such a modest list of locations!

Ok, here's my installment from Craigs List.....



Shoot a commercial for me

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Reply to: marlin108@hotmail.com
Date: 2006-06-09, 1:56PM EDT


Looking for a student willing to work for food(kinda serious)to shoot 3 commercials and edit. My have use of own equipment. Looking for quick turn around. Excellent opportunity to build resume. This will be the best commercial on TV.
Email for interest and more information

They're not even asking for you to bring your own toad. Of course toad experience is preferred over frog experience. Heck, handling toads for TV Commercials might be a profitable career. I'm sure toads are less expensive to own and maintain than HDV cameras. Instead of agonizing over such things as 24p, P2, 2/3" SD vs. 1/3" HDV, mics, light kits, you can buy BOTH a toad and a frog and cover your bases.

Next time you see a listing that expects you to walk into a shoot with $5000-$10,000 worth of gear and pays next to nothing, remind them that you can buy a toad, have one provided for you for a TV Commercial, spend less and make more money doing that.

I think geckos might be profitable too.
__________________________________

Looking fro Frog/Toad Handler for Commercial

Reply to: gigs-171132885@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-13, 2:57PM EDT


Looking for an experinced frog/toad (would prefer Toad) handler for a commercial shoot. Could also be someone who has a pet frog/toad or owns one and is comfortable with them. Please send resume/website/pictures to Raffi.

Compensation: Negotiable

Does that include toad lickers too?

This one seems especially lame, for some reason:

Interns needed for seduction documentary
Reply to: gigs-172523250@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-17, 12:07PM EDT


Seeking interns for a documentary film about a guy seeking to become a pickup artist, learning through master pickup artists in the underground seduction network. Tasks include transcribing and logging taped interviews and shoots. Work is for a trailer to come out in July.

Qualifications: Good typing skills; interest in topic is obviously a plus

Days/Hours: Flexible

Contact Noah at iamapickupartistmovie@gmail.com if interested.

* this is in or around NYC
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: No compensation; an opportunity to make connection to doc film and PUA network

And another. This kicks ass:

"looking for crew
Reply to: gigs-172705583@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-18, 12:02AM EDT


I have an ok idea for a film. I need a committed dp/producer/sound guy (hopefully someone who can do all of these things) for the remainder of the summer. You must be a professional. You must also have a reliable car because there will be a lot of traveling. I will pay ALL the tolls. Also, my uncle has agreed to make you business cards.

good luck!

ps—Those who are willing to rent a car will also be considered.

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: tolls

"

Directors

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Reply to: gigs-1@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-21, 4:24PM EDT


Comedian & writer looking to film comedy pilot. There's no budget so it's strictly guerrilla style. Need director/producer who knows what they're doing preferably with much of their own equipment. (ideally HD)

Obviously no pay, but we have a few industry contacts, so you'll build your reel, have a few laughs and maybe we'll get a lucky break.

...strictly guerrilla style.


Am I the only one that thought we had to show up in monkey suits?

Am I the only one that thought we had to show up in monkey suits?

And you WILL NOT be reimbursed for the rental of said monkey suit!! LOL

$400 for 28 hours and must have sound package too!
Yes, I'm sending him a reply.


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DV CAMERAMAN WITH FULL EQUIPT PACKAGE FOR FITNESS VIDEO

Reply to: gigs-176111376@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-27, 5:20PM EDT


SHOOTING FITNESS VIDEO IN A PARK IN NYC ON JULY 7 AND 8. MUST HAVE PRO PACKAGE AND BE WILLING TO WORK FAST. 2 14 HR DAYS. WE KEEP MASTER. MUST HAVE SOUND PACKAGE AS WELL.
I AM THE DIRECTOR AND WILL BE OUT OF TOWN UNTIL JULY 5, I WILL RESPOND TO ALL ENTRIES ON JULY THE FIFTH.

this is in or around NYC
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $400 for 2 14 hr days.

Yeah, i thought about posting that one, but at least it was paid.

From CL:

I am looking for a camera operator with his or her own Panasonic DVX100A or B or similar Canon XL for concert shoot at the Hampton Ballroom and Casino on July 27th. This is for a local Band "Bionic" who will be playing with 90's band Candlebox. This is for promotional material that will be featured on Bionic's new DVD that will be passed soon after this is edited and shown around to very high profile clients and record companies. Any participation in this project would a good step in any camera man's career and the experience should quite fun. I have 2 shooters for this event (which would include press passes) and an editor but am in need of 1 more shooter. 1 DVX100B and 1 Sony Handycam is being used so far but need someone who can bring along a camera similar to my DVX to match the shooting look. Anyone interested please respond ASAP. Thanks!

Compensation: No Pay but will provide transportation to and from location and final copy of concert dvd.

Goes a long way towards showing why Candlebox had problems with management. . .

Compensation: No Pay but will provide transportation to and from location and final copy of concert dvd.

I should respond. Roundtrip air fare from Dallas to Boston shouldn't cost them that much. (grin)

-gb-

Also, be sure to tell them that they've "left you far behy-yind". Basically, try to work in Candlebox lyrics to convey that they're screwing you.

Well we haven't had a post in a while. So.....let's play a little game, shall we? I think we can all have fun with this.

I'll start off with the first sentence of a typical craigslist post. And then the next guy up adds another. And so on, until we have one huge "ridiculous job offer" ad. Let's begin..............





Looking for a DP with his own equipment to shoot a short film with HUGE potential for distribution in theaters across the United States and Europe. (Now, add another line, guys.)

Crew is top notch, and has worked on the Beastmaster series, Mutant-X, and Acapulco H.E.A.T.

There is no pay, but I have quite a few very high profile contacts in the industry.

Great work to build your profile.

MUST know how to shoot 24p HD, MUST know how to light in a hip hop/music video style, and most of all MUST be professional! No showing up at 7:02am when the call time is 7:00!

Here's a real one. $125 for an 8 hour day for a corporate event.




Videographer corporate event

Reply to: gigs-181336248@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-12, 7:00PM EDT


First event is day of July 19th from 7am to 3pm.

Corporate event. Your job will be to cover the announcer, and speaker from a panel of speakers. It is about an 80 foot shot, with Medium Close Up, so you will need a 3CCD camera with a good telephoto lens.

Please provide a resume, link to your reel, a list of your equipment, and provide contact information including a cell phone where you can be reached.

Your Equipment should include:
3CCD Videocamera with 16 or 20x telephoto lens
Tripod
headphones

Compensation:
$125

Please respond if you are available on this specific day and time.

here ya go


"executive Producer
Reply to: gigs-181447951@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-13, 12:17AM CDT


We are looking for a skilled and "networked" executive producer who is able to help bring our controversial short film to the screen.

The candidate needs to have great verbal and communication skills, knows about budget, adn above all, has exceptional fiscal responsibilty!

The picture is a period piece set in the deep south about racial prejudice during the civil rights movement. The material is ground breaking and we anticipate national attention.

We are 90% casted and the crew is in place, great opportunity!

* this is in or around Houston
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Double, maybe triple, on the return!"

Cause short films are known for making money. And I'm sure no one's covered this subject before.

Has anyone from Craigs List ever seen this thread?

Crew is top notch, and has worked on the Beastmaster series, Mutant-X, and Acapulco H.E.A.T.
You know, the quality of these shows isn't a good indicator of the quality of the crew... Everyone has to pay bills. It's not their fault the budget is low or the concept is bad.

I know, I know.

The point was how the posters of the ads grasp at straws to entice people.

$250 a day? Isn't it more for speaking roles?

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/edmonton/story/2006/07/17/casting-call.html

Military casting for 100 actors to recreate Afghan town
Actors from Calgary and Edmonton are being hired to help train new recruits in the Canadian Forces.

A casting call has gone out for about 100 actors of Afghan or Middle Eastern descent who will serve as villagers in a mock Afghan town.

The scenario will be set up at CFB Wainwright this fall as new army recruits train before heading to serve in Afghanistan. Wainwright is 200 km southeast of Edmonton.

Rhonda Fisekci, the Calgary-based casting director, says the actors will spend three to four weeks in Wainwright working with the military to create realistic scenarios.

"We're asking the Afghan people to play innocent villagers, religious leaders, policeman, interpreters and tribal leaders so we can create this environment for our recruits to go into [that is] as real as possible," she said.

Troops will learn about Afghan cultural, political and religious beliefs before heading out to the field, she said.

British and American armies use similar scenarios to train their recruits and they have been able to reduce casualties as a result, said Fisekci.

The actors can earn between $150 and $250 a day.

I can just imagine the guy at the corner gas station, as truckloads of these actors pull in to fill up and use the restrooms... INVASION!

Yea if they issue these extras any prop weapons they should remember to take them away during breaks.

Otherwise ... WOLVERINES!

xxxxxxx xxxxxx (formerly xxx xxxxxxxx) - an up and coming production and distribution company based in South Florida and Central Missouri - is looking for experienced and “up and coming” video journalists to contribute to its newest show in development called “Coverage.”

“Coverage” is a 30 minute news magazine television show, slated for national syndication, giving viewers a behind-the-scenes look at the news business and how reporters cover the news. Video journalists will file packaged reports after interviewing and reporting on stories (of national interest) in their communities.

Video journalists will mail their fully edited tapes (enterprising ideas encouraged) in MiniDV format to our South Florida office and will participate in a revenue sharing program (2% of the show’s net profit per story filed) if their story makes it to air.

Venture Impact is also accepting demo reels for videographers (with their own equipment) to travel with the show to breaking news events. (Videographers will receive 12% of each show’s net profit for which they participate.) Expected time commitment – 1 day a week.

College students, recent grads, or professionals looking for new opportunities are welcomed.

Please send resume, demo reel, and cover letter to:

xxxx xx xxxxxxx
C/O xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx
xxxx xxxxxx APT. # xxxx
Columbia, MO 65201

Feel free to email questions. Please include a reply email address and phone number.

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2% OF THE PROFITS, OKAY THAT'S COOL. BUT, WHERE IS THIS MONEY COMING FROM? SERIOUSLY, WHAT NETWORK WOULD BE INTERESTED IN A SHOW CREATED BY SOME GUY FROM MISSOURI? I MEAN, HONESTLY, WHO IS GOING TO BE INTERESTED IN BUYING THE RIGHTS TO BROADCAST THIS THING? AND, HOW ARE HIS "PROFITS" CALCULATED? ANYONE EVER HEAR OF "HOLLYWOOD ACCOUNTING"? IT'S VERY LIKELY THAT THIS GUY HASN'T. BUT, IF HE HAD, HE WOULD MOST CERTAINLY MISLEAD ALL OF HIS SUPPLIERS BY TWISTING THE VERY DEFINITION OF THE WORD "PROFIT"! PROFIT IS WHAT'S LEFT OVER AFTER HE PAYS HIMSELF AN ENORMOUS SALARY FOR HIS BRILLIANCE IN MASTERMINDING THIS PROJECT! LOL.

Yeah, they posted that in Houston as well.