Good job Willis! "Crash" is one of my favorite movies, and I recommend it to all. The floor is yours!

ok, this is one of my favorite movies that i can sit down and watch anytime (unless the kids are in the room that is)

henchman:He's askin' about Alabama.
bad guy: Where the f--- is that bitch?
good guy: She's with me.
bad guy: Who the f--- are you?
good guy: I'm her husband.
bad guy: [Laughs] Well, that makes us practically related.

I know this movie...true romance, great flick, great cast, can't watch it with the wife or kids.

Well that took a whole 10 mins.

I guess that one was to easy.

Your turn Mark.

Willis,

Great job and welcome to the board. Chris Hurd, who runs the place, doesn't allow profanity in the posts, though... even if it is quoting. Would you please be so kind as to edit the post with some #@!#$@ replacements?

Thanks, and welcome again.

I'm sorry, I won't make that mistake again, is there anyway to edit the post to minimize the damage?

Again, i'm sorry and won't happen again.

Willis

There should be an edit button at the bottom right of your post... Thanks so much.

That policy and the requirement to use your own names combine to make this one of the most civil venues on line.

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

This one's not too hard, it's from one of my favorite movies.

The movie title is too short for a post, so i'm adding this sentence. The answer is:

Grind!

Sorry it's not "Grind"

I'll give some clues if there are a few more incorrect answers.

I was pretty sure that it was in Grind (as well), so I checked it out. It is, but it was in reference to the other movie. It listed the name, but I won't post it. I should check that movie out sometime.

It's a cult classic, I can't say much more without giving it away.

"Dazed and Confused". Just watched it recently on satellite, hadn't seen it since it came out (when I was a lot closer to that age...!) Matthew McConaughey has never been better. "Hey man, you got a joint? I'd be a lot cooler if you did..."

I know this one!
Dazed and Confused!

I believe Matthew McConaughey's character says it...

Doh!
 

DOH! Missed by a few seconds... :)

I guess, that was a squeaker!!!

I gotta run anyway, go ahead and post your clue.

Charles, I couldn't decide which quote to use, they're both great from that movie, definitley reminds me of high school at that time. May be Matthew McConaughey's best role in a movie.

Tag your it...

Sorry, thought Mark was going to take over for me. OK, how bout this one:

"Laugh while you can, monkey boy!"

I'll hazard a guess. Did Robin Williams speak this line in "Jumanji"?
-Jon

I'll throw in a guess as well, was it planet of the apes? (the 1968 charlton heston version)

Andy.

Nope. Nope.

Aladdin?
-J.

OK, hint time.

The line was spoken by an American actor in a mock Italian accent.

The film is a cult classic.

It has a long title, but it is usually referred to by two words.

Is it Buckaroo Bonzai?

AKA "The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the the 8th Dimension"

-Jon

Bingo!

(although it's "Banzai")

Cool. It was synchronicity at work. Ten minutes before you offered your hint, I had just read about Peter Weller's new career in the current issue of Wired, and I had just gotten to thinking about Buckaroo Banzai and had it on the brain as I read your post. Weird.

Okay, I'll post the next one in a few minutes.

-J.

Okay, here's an easy one.

Person 1: (forced whisper) "We thought you was a toad."

Person 2: (quizzical look with a silent "huh?")

Person 1: "We...thought...you...was...a...TOAD!"

That movie is rife with quotable lines! (At least I think I've got it right.) Nice choice, Jonathan. If you can, give a couple more before we "r-u-n-n-o-f-t" to another one. :)

"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Yeah, the Cohen brothers tend to make movies that are completely filled with quotable lines. One of my all time favorites continues to be Raising Arizona which I quote from all the time.

Here are a few more from "Oh Brother" before you carry us into the next round:

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"Sorry, Pete. I know we're kin but...they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine."
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"I'm a Dapper Dan man."

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Pete: "You stole from my kin!"

Ulysses: "Who was fixin' to betray us."

Pete: "You didn't know that at the time!"

Ulysses: "So I borrowed it till I did know."

Pete: "That don't make no sense."

Ulysses: "Pete, its a fool looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."

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Delmar: "And we was beat up by a bible salesman, and banished from Woolworths....I don't know Evert, was that the one branch or all of em?"

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Okay Lorinda,
Your turn to set up the next round.

-Jon

Ahh...those were great! Think I'll be digging it out for a late movie tonight. Thanks.

Here's something for "kids:"

#1: Do you really want to kill me?

#2: Just think of it as...you're being let go...that your life's going in a different direction...that your body's part of a permanent outplacement...

#3: Hey! That's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired.

#2: I know. It's called a cruel irony...like my dependence on you.

Animated Disney...

David Spade, Patrick Warburton...

Emperor's New Groove!

Yup! Finally, someone with kids came along! Take it, Mike. :)

Thanks, Lorinda!

Good luck!

I'm shocked that this one hasn't been guessed yet. I'm not going to post the answer myself, because I don't want take the conch for the next round as my brain is jelly from a long editing session.

But someone needs to be able to guess this one. This film is practically REQUIRED WATCHING for anyone who possesses even a passing interest in the creation of motion pictures.

Great quote, Mike.

-Jon

Citizen Kane, widely regarded as the best movie ever made.

Anyway here's another one for ya

"These are great days we're living in, we're jolly green giants walking the earth..........with guns"

i don't expect this one to last very long.

Seven-six-two millimeter ... aka... Full metal jacket!

New Quote: "I can't dance. My limbs are lethal weapons. Innocent people got hurt trying to teach me dance."

I'll give this a shot.

Angus.

At one time, I was that fat teen with a crush on the pretty girl.

Great job! That was one of my favorite movies growing up. Your quote!

Okay, Here Goes...
 

"They?! Who in the hell is they?"

"Haw haw haw haw! They? Why they is as plain and fancy they! That's who they is! Caught ya, didn't they? Tied a tin can to your tail! Led you in and waltzed you out again! Ha ha ha ahhh ha Oh my, what a bunch! Big tough ones, eh? Here you are with a hand full of holes, a thumb up yer ass and a big grin to pass the time of day with! Theyyyyyy! Who the hell is theyyyy!"