Ooh! Ooh! Can I join in? Never thought I'd get to post one of these, but I was just poking around Mandy, thought you'd like this:

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Payment is on a lo/no/deferred basis.
Cinematographer wanted for Summer shoot in and around the NYC . Award-winning film-maker / publicity magnet seeks experienced D.P. (who owns lighting, sound and camera package -- preferably the Vericam or Panasonic HDX 200) to shoot ultra-low budget romantic comedy/ road movie in August.

Opportunity of a lifetime to work on future Sundance entry with critically acclaimed writer / star and his partner who has scripts in development with Castle Rock (Tom Hanks), Sony, and too many TV credits and theater credits too long to list here.

I'm offering a great script, talent, creditability and media profile. Payment is low or deferred. I'm self financing from my salary as a Brooklyn math teacher. If you're hungry to work on great material and can afford to work within my budget, let's team up.

SEEKS LOCATION SCOUT / LOCATIONS for new movie shooting around NYC in August. Locations and services must be donated for free - will be awarded on screen thank you and networking opportunities:

LOCATIONS NEEDED: mom & pop pharmacy; motel in deserted area; motel with pool; 2 small town diners; small town flower shop; bowling ally; restaurant; factory security booth where a guard would stay with cars trying to get through; airport hub, airplane interior - can be faked with seats; exterior car mechanic shop along a rural highway; a farm with farm animals; corporate office with cubicle; western like bar with dance floor i.e. Montana; seminar classroom; any scenic areas within close proximity to NYC that look like rural scenic America i.e. it's a cross country road movie and we are trying to cheat shots while we stay in NY, any private long stretches of roads that look like they are from mid-west or western states; any small town streets that look like mid-west with cobble pavement; anything that looks like downtown L.A.; doctors office.

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I know, I know, he's a teacher; overworked, underpaid, underappreciated, he deserves our respect. But he's a MATH teacher, shouldn't he understand that anyone with a "Vericam" has bills and a camera to take care of? That "opportunity of a lifetime to work on future Sundance entry" thing is great too, I can't get over that. And such a modest list of locations!

Ok, here's my installment from Craigs List.....



Shoot a commercial for me

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Reply to: marlin108@hotmail.com
Date: 2006-06-09, 1:56PM EDT


Looking for a student willing to work for food(kinda serious)to shoot 3 commercials and edit. My have use of own equipment. Looking for quick turn around. Excellent opportunity to build resume. This will be the best commercial on TV.
Email for interest and more information

They're not even asking for you to bring your own toad. Of course toad experience is preferred over frog experience. Heck, handling toads for TV Commercials might be a profitable career. I'm sure toads are less expensive to own and maintain than HDV cameras. Instead of agonizing over such things as 24p, P2, 2/3" SD vs. 1/3" HDV, mics, light kits, you can buy BOTH a toad and a frog and cover your bases.

Next time you see a listing that expects you to walk into a shoot with $5000-$10,000 worth of gear and pays next to nothing, remind them that you can buy a toad, have one provided for you for a TV Commercial, spend less and make more money doing that.

I think geckos might be profitable too.
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Looking fro Frog/Toad Handler for Commercial

Reply to: gigs-171132885@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-13, 2:57PM EDT


Looking for an experinced frog/toad (would prefer Toad) handler for a commercial shoot. Could also be someone who has a pet frog/toad or owns one and is comfortable with them. Please send resume/website/pictures to Raffi.

Compensation: Negotiable

Does that include toad lickers too?

This one seems especially lame, for some reason:

Interns needed for seduction documentary
Reply to: gigs-172523250@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-17, 12:07PM EDT


Seeking interns for a documentary film about a guy seeking to become a pickup artist, learning through master pickup artists in the underground seduction network. Tasks include transcribing and logging taped interviews and shoots. Work is for a trailer to come out in July.

Qualifications: Good typing skills; interest in topic is obviously a plus

Days/Hours: Flexible

Contact Noah at iamapickupartistmovie@gmail.com if interested.

* this is in or around NYC
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: No compensation; an opportunity to make connection to doc film and PUA network

And another. This kicks ass:

"looking for crew
Reply to: gigs-172705583@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-18, 12:02AM EDT


I have an ok idea for a film. I need a committed dp/producer/sound guy (hopefully someone who can do all of these things) for the remainder of the summer. You must be a professional. You must also have a reliable car because there will be a lot of traveling. I will pay ALL the tolls. Also, my uncle has agreed to make you business cards.

good luck!

ps—Those who are willing to rent a car will also be considered.

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: tolls

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Directors

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Reply to: gigs-1@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-21, 4:24PM EDT


Comedian & writer looking to film comedy pilot. There's no budget so it's strictly guerrilla style. Need director/producer who knows what they're doing preferably with much of their own equipment. (ideally HD)

Obviously no pay, but we have a few industry contacts, so you'll build your reel, have a few laughs and maybe we'll get a lucky break.

Am I the only one that thought we had to show up in monkey suits?

And you WILL NOT be reimbursed for the rental of said monkey suit!! LOL

$400 for 28 hours and must have sound package too!
Yes, I'm sending him a reply.


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DV CAMERAMAN WITH FULL EQUIPT PACKAGE FOR FITNESS VIDEO

Reply to: gigs-176111376@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-27, 5:20PM EDT


SHOOTING FITNESS VIDEO IN A PARK IN NYC ON JULY 7 AND 8. MUST HAVE PRO PACKAGE AND BE WILLING TO WORK FAST. 2 14 HR DAYS. WE KEEP MASTER. MUST HAVE SOUND PACKAGE AS WELL.
I AM THE DIRECTOR AND WILL BE OUT OF TOWN UNTIL JULY 5, I WILL RESPOND TO ALL ENTRIES ON JULY THE FIFTH.

this is in or around NYC
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $400 for 2 14 hr days.

Yeah, i thought about posting that one, but at least it was paid.

From CL:

I am looking for a camera operator with his or her own Panasonic DVX100A or B or similar Canon XL for concert shoot at the Hampton Ballroom and Casino on July 27th. This is for a local Band "Bionic" who will be playing with 90's band Candlebox. This is for promotional material that will be featured on Bionic's new DVD that will be passed soon after this is edited and shown around to very high profile clients and record companies. Any participation in this project would a good step in any camera man's career and the experience should quite fun. I have 2 shooters for this event (which would include press passes) and an editor but am in need of 1 more shooter. 1 DVX100B and 1 Sony Handycam is being used so far but need someone who can bring along a camera similar to my DVX to match the shooting look. Anyone interested please respond ASAP. Thanks!

Compensation: No Pay but will provide transportation to and from location and final copy of concert dvd.

Goes a long way towards showing why Candlebox had problems with management. . .

I should respond. Roundtrip air fare from Dallas to Boston shouldn't cost them that much. (grin)

-gb-

Also, be sure to tell them that they've "left you far behy-yind". Basically, try to work in Candlebox lyrics to convey that they're screwing you.

A little game we can play
 

Well we haven't had a post in a while. So.....let's play a little game, shall we? I think we can all have fun with this.

I'll start off with the first sentence of a typical craigslist post. And then the next guy up adds another. And so on, until we have one huge "ridiculous job offer" ad. Let's begin..............





Looking for a DP with his own equipment to shoot a short film with HUGE potential for distribution in theaters across the United States and Europe. (Now, add another line, guys.)

Crew is top notch, and has worked on the Beastmaster series, Mutant-X, and Acapulco H.E.A.T.

There is no pay, but I have quite a few very high profile contacts in the industry.

Great work to build your profile.

MUST know how to shoot 24p HD, MUST know how to light in a hip hop/music video style, and most of all MUST be professional! No showing up at 7:02am when the call time is 7:00!

Here's a real one. $125 for an 8 hour day for a corporate event.




Videographer corporate event

Reply to: gigs-181336248@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-12, 7:00PM EDT


First event is day of July 19th from 7am to 3pm.

Corporate event. Your job will be to cover the announcer, and speaker from a panel of speakers. It is about an 80 foot shot, with Medium Close Up, so you will need a 3CCD camera with a good telephoto lens.

Please provide a resume, link to your reel, a list of your equipment, and provide contact information including a cell phone where you can be reached.

Your Equipment should include:
3CCD Videocamera with 16 or 20x telephoto lens
Tripod
headphones

Compensation:
$125

Please respond if you are available on this specific day and time.

here ya go


"executive Producer
Reply to: gigs-181447951@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-13, 12:17AM CDT


We are looking for a skilled and "networked" executive producer who is able to help bring our controversial short film to the screen.

The candidate needs to have great verbal and communication skills, knows about budget, adn above all, has exceptional fiscal responsibilty!

The picture is a period piece set in the deep south about racial prejudice during the civil rights movement. The material is ground breaking and we anticipate national attention.

We are 90% casted and the crew is in place, great opportunity!

* this is in or around Houston
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Double, maybe triple, on the return!"

Cause short films are known for making money. And I'm sure no one's covered this subject before.

Has anyone from Craigs List ever seen this thread?

You know, the quality of these shows isn't a good indicator of the quality of the crew... Everyone has to pay bills. It's not their fault the budget is low or the concept is bad.

I know, I know.

The point was how the posters of the ads grasp at straws to entice people.

Afghanis wanted for military exercises
 

$250 a day? Isn't it more for speaking roles?

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/edmonton/st...ting-call.html

I can just imagine the guy at the corner gas station, as truckloads of these actors pull in to fill up and use the restrooms... INVASION!

Yea if they issue these extras any prop weapons they should remember to take them away during breaks.

Otherwise ... WOLVERINES!

The business proposal in this ad is awesome!
 

xxxxxxx xxxxxx (formerly xxx xxxxxxxx) - an up and coming production and distribution company based in South Florida and Central Missouri - is looking for experienced and “up and coming” video journalists to contribute to its newest show in development called “Coverage.”

“Coverage” is a 30 minute news magazine television show, slated for national syndication, giving viewers a behind-the-scenes look at the news business and how reporters cover the news. Video journalists will file packaged reports after interviewing and reporting on stories (of national interest) in their communities.

Video journalists will mail their fully edited tapes (enterprising ideas encouraged) in MiniDV format to our South Florida office and will participate in a revenue sharing program (2% of the show’s net profit per story filed) if their story makes it to air.

Venture Impact is also accepting demo reels for videographers (with their own equipment) to travel with the show to breaking news events. (Videographers will receive 12% of each show’s net profit for which they participate.) Expected time commitment – 1 day a week.

College students, recent grads, or professionals looking for new opportunities are welcomed.

Please send resume, demo reel, and cover letter to:

xxxx xx xxxxxxx
C/O xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx
xxxx xxxxxx APT. # xxxx
Columbia, MO 65201

Feel free to email questions. Please include a reply email address and phone number.

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2% OF THE PROFITS, OKAY THAT'S COOL. BUT, WHERE IS THIS MONEY COMING FROM? SERIOUSLY, WHAT NETWORK WOULD BE INTERESTED IN A SHOW CREATED BY SOME GUY FROM MISSOURI? I MEAN, HONESTLY, WHO IS GOING TO BE INTERESTED IN BUYING THE RIGHTS TO BROADCAST THIS THING? AND, HOW ARE HIS "PROFITS" CALCULATED? ANYONE EVER HEAR OF "HOLLYWOOD ACCOUNTING"? IT'S VERY LIKELY THAT THIS GUY HASN'T. BUT, IF HE HAD, HE WOULD MOST CERTAINLY MISLEAD ALL OF HIS SUPPLIERS BY TWISTING THE VERY DEFINITION OF THE WORD "PROFIT"! PROFIT IS WHAT'S LEFT OVER AFTER HE PAYS HIMSELF AN ENORMOUS SALARY FOR HIS BRILLIANCE IN MASTERMINDING THIS PROJECT! LOL.

Yeah, they posted that in Houston as well.

The business proposal in this ad is awesome!
 

weird double post, please delete. Thanks.

whoa
 

this has to be the single longest thread ever. It's been going on for years now. I don't doubt it carried over from a time when film makers stood around water coolers and discussed such matters. eh I'm probably wrong but thats okay.

I'd like to think I had a hand in that. We should credit the original poster, whoever it may be.

And most of the original posters are still here, still posting.

And the thread starter issssssss......

James Emory on Oct 6 2004 at 7:12 pm

Documentaries Wanted
 

"We are a reputable production company looking for completed 1 hour documentaries for a one year license in a limited overseas market. Needed ASAP! Compensation: Up to $500 per title"
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Wow! Up to $500 per title! Wonder how low they'll go on the intial offer...

Hmmm, maybe I should send them some weddings I shot and edited. They paid a bit more though.

Work for a full 7 days of long hours without pay. You should be tall, have a resume and an imdb link too.

I can shoot my nephew's birthday in less time without an imdb link for the same money and if he becomes famous I'll probably have a more valuable early life biographical video.


Looking for great camera guy

Reply to: gigs-189316509@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-02, 3:08PM EDT


Looking for HARD WORKING camera guy to work during NY FASHION WEEK Sept. 8th- Sept 15th 2006 with a kick ass team!

MUST BE:

- Aggressive, not afraid to "get the shot"
- Unimpressed by celebrities and show professionalism at ALL TIMES
- Willing to work long hours (FASHION SHOWS & After Parties)
- Peferably TALL. (Host of show is 6'4)
- Willing to work for no pay, but will be provided with amazing reel full of a-list celebrities. (And access to all high profile events during fashion week!).
- No flakes
- No Slackers

Please send cover letter detailing what makes you the one we want. Please include a resume, work experience or imdb link.

THANKS!!!!

Another winner from Craigslist
 

There are lots of gamers on CL, so please send your info(res if you have one) after reading if you are still interested.

This is a great time to get in with this ground level production company.

Please leave your greed at the door and believe in something for once.

We want to work with you if you will work with us.

GAME ON!


Alright, let me introduce myself... OA (for now) Oats Productions. We have been developing comedy shorts and short films (always building towards that elusive feature project) and recruiting talent.

We are ready to begin production but as you know, no one wants to help out unless they see money in their hand (which is very understandable).

Ideas are not going to pay the rent, but we have potential. We have very talented writers and actors and are now in the process of "Production".

We are going to bring people on who want to be a part of our projects from the start to the sweet finish.
We seek camera operators (helps if you have a camera)
Sound (Helps if you have mics and mixer)
Lights (it would help if you have lights)
Set designers
Make up
Wardrobe
Script supervisors
and whatever else you can do to help.

There is a low budget attached to our projects which means, we will try to feed you healthy food, provide lots of water and juices, and give you CREDITS.


Please only respond if you are willing to work for copy and credit and food.

Please only respond if you are serious and able to manage yourself (we are not into micro managing)

We have tons of stuff to shoot and not a whole lot of $$$
The more people we can find with equipment and know how the more we will have to fund the project (Permits, costume, some pocket change)


* this is in or around los angeles
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: copy credit meal for starters


I just want to draw everyone's attention to one line....."Please leave your greed at the door."

Wow.

So all y'all greedy scumbags out there looking to get paid for your work can just buzz off! No room for you jerks here! Oh by the way, can you bring your camera, sound equipment, gaffer, grip truck? It would really help.

"Paid" is not a four letter word.

Well it's good to see a Steadicam op with gear and "varican" experience can get $200 for half a day. It's all EXT so I guess it'll be easy since it'll be the first time in days we won't be near 100º

I guess it's considered an easier skill than shooting a wedding since weddings pay much more.
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steadicam op

Reply to: gigs-189699087@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-03, 1:28PM EDT


Steadicam op w/ own rig for Varican-- end of feature music video for end credits--Comedic. $200 4/5 hours tomorrow (Friday)All EXT. no set up, no lights. Send resume if interested.