Ok, another. Notice how they gave a cute little name to getting screwed. Also note how they magically expect you to have read the ad and be available later the same day. Way to organize:

"PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS FOR VIDEO SHOOT TODAY........

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Reply to: gigs-145315928@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-26, 8:07AM EST

Seeking Production Assistants for short video shoot today.

You'd need to be on set (call time) at 3pm today (location to be disclosed to you via email). NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.

You'll be working with an experienced Director who's cordial yet stern; spontaneous and eclectic yet focused.
This is a "FEARO" (For Experience And Reel Only) gig, pronounced Pharaoh.

this is in or around New York

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Compensation: FEARO

Josh, references for PAs is one thing. If you're producer/shooter/editor though you're giving them info so they can steal your client. They're not looking for crew, they're looking for a producer and asking for your client contact list!!!! I consider that a MUCH GREATER SIN than the price.

I've done spots in $1000-$1500 range. $500-$750 a day for one or two days including shoot (1/3" 3 chip miniDV) and edit, no crew, no paid on camera talent and no revisions. Quick cable spots.

Thanks for the reference tip. I'd never thought about it before, honestly (damn type B personality).

The 5-700 feels a little low for all that, especially considering the meetings and all that crap (on the ad, not your personal experience). Was that in a smaller market? I'm still on Houston currency, here.

Entry Level Shooter/Editor
 

These folks need to look in the dictionary to refresh their memory of what the definition of entry level is!

"Seeking shooter/editor for 30-40 hours week. The more skills you have, the more hours available. Proficient on FCP/Premier editing software, proficient on After Effects, Photo Shop, DVD authoring, Sound Forge. Please send resume and cover letter."

Oy. . .you want me to FOR REAL contact them? Argghghghgh. Maybe. If one gives a reference, what good is it without contact info? Isn't that the point of the reference?

Hi Josh,

Market is actually NYC but for $1000-$1500 they get NO meeting and NO script and NO light kit (and no assistant at all) . . . well they write the script and email it to me and I give 'em a price. Basically if I can do it by myself taking public transportation . . . if I need a car the price goes UP.

Example: A person opens a personal fitness club. I shoot the rooms and some folks working out with releases and throw it together with a provided logo. That's a range of $62.50/hr to $93.75/hr for 16 hours work. Low, but these are what I call "one day wonders." Would you believe that over half the businesses that inquire find this rate TOO HIGH!

BTW I've been undersold by people doing this as low as $25-$37.50/hr thanks to the "craigslist" mentality.

Yeah. It happens.

I hope I haven't posted this already (who can remember?). I don't even know where to begin with how stupid this is:

"On Call Cameramen Needed For Video Production Company

Video production company needs cameramen for hourly assignments in your area to shoot at our client’s various locations. We need quick, responsive, hard working individuals for possible long term work. Interested applicants should be clean cut and professional and be able to follow detailed instructions.

If you can meet the following requirements, please E-mail your contact info along with any links to work you have done to jso9978@gmail.com.

You must include the word Texas in the subject line of your e-mail. If you don't do this I will not see your E-mail. Please also put the nearest major city in the subject.

1. Must be able to respond on short notice (i.e. 1-2 days, maybe hours)

2. Must have own equipment. a. Broadcast quality camera b. Shotgun and wireless mics c. Lighting (camera mounted or other) d. tripod

3. All footage must be sent by FTP to us.

4. Must be willing to negotiate hourly rate.

Please respond with the following information;

1. Your name

2. Phone Number

3. E-mail address

4. Your location and how far you will travel for the standard pay.

5. Length of experience

6. At least three business references or links to your work.

7. Copy of resume if you have one.

8. What model camera you have

We will contact all applicants as soon as we can.
"

This may be the best one yet
 

35mm Motion Picture Negative Cutting opportunity...

No experience needed, we will train you.
Negative cutting is a delicate process, and an art and skill onto itself.

Therefore, this is a GOLDEN opportunity for the serious minded only!

Small fee involved... $100.

You'll also get credit on a feature film under the visual effects department as a negative cutter...

The ideal candidate or candidates will get hands on experience and actually cut visual effects shots from a sci-fi project.


All editors are welcome to apply...



this is in or around Brooklyn

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Compensation: None



Yes indeed, my friends....it's the rarest of "opportunities". The internship that you pay for. Yup. You pay them for the "privelege" of working for nothing. My jaw is still on the floor.

This is just weirld. Some kind of scam, I'm sure. Don't know how, but it is. He really lost me when he said his stuff was worth 250K. Must be some really nice props.

"Dream Come True
Reply to: gigs-147061673@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-31, 5:36PM EST


I've had a very nice day today. I'm reviewing my summer schedule and I've decided I need to make some movies. SO since I'm feeling more like working on some movies rather than handling production I'm going to hold a quasi script contest. I will make my equipment available to two productions this summer for 4-5 days each for free. I have full light kit (Arri & Kinoflo), an HVX200, skateboard dolly & track, full audio kit, and even some props and costumes. (My stuff total is worth about $250,000). Now the 'fine' print.

Two productions will be choosen on the basis of the script and pre-production work. Don't even tell me you want to do your feature, the page count limit is 25 pages, after all you only have 5 days.

All crew, except PAs, must be paid. Including me. However I don't care if you pay everyone $5/day you'll have to negotiate the rates with your crew members.

You MUST get production insurance. For a five day shoot its really cheap so don't flip out.

Pre-production work shall include:
Script
Realistic Shot List (storyboards would help but not required)
List of Script Locations AND 5 possible locations for each Script Location
Preliminary Props List
Preliminary Equipment List
Prelimiary Budget

Money. I'm not going to pay for you to make the film just cut out ALOT of the costs.

DEADLINE MAY 1st

If your pissed about the pay the crew thing then don't bother submitting, personally I usually make at least $300/day without my kit so think about it.
Oh and I'll take care of the dvd distribution if you like as well.

* this is in or around Metro NY
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Free Use Of Stuff "

Could be an entrpeneur doing a sort of Project Greenlight. Sounded ok to me, if I were a smalltime wanna be movie writer. Some people can write decent shorts, but can't shoot them. Keep in mind what the cost of putting an equipment list can run.

Again, I site how his gear is stated to be worth 250k. That's just not possible. That really bothers me.

See how these Low Pay SLIME work
 

So they want 3 YEARS or MORE experience, with own camera a "plus" and they pay only $100-$150 a day
BUT if you go to their Rates page. You'll see that charge from $1200 a day for a 3 day shoot and and extra $650 for recommended hires (that extra is for recommended hires like you).
http://griotsrollproduction.com/ser.asp


Freelance Videographer

Reply to: see below
No contact info listed below? Let them know.
Date: 2006-04-01, 11:41AM EST


Griot's Roll Production is requesting resumes from videographer with three years or more experience. Owning your own camera a plus, experience in shooting corporate and community style videos also a plus. These are small budget productions pay scale will be in the range of $100-$150 per day. Please email reel and resume to griots@griotsrollproduction.com

this is in or around Manhattan
yes -- it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

The Sony GL-2
 

I guess this would be like any other nowhere job except they don't even know who makes the GL-2.

"Grammy award winning R&B/Hip Hop producer is seeking a few cameras (2-3) for an upcomming video shoot scheduled for 4/20/06 in Macon Ga. We are working with little to no budget but may be able to provide a small immediate compensation with more once the project is moving. There will be cameo's of major artist's and producers in the video so the market value will be in place, as well as the fact that the track is a "HOT" one to begin with. Agreements will be signed outlining the project and compensation for work done.

If you are interested and have a camera at least the quality of sony's GL-2, please contact this post. Serious only need respond, if you don't plan on committing to a project like this please don't waste our time or yours by causing production problems."

You should write them and tell them that you'll commit and not waste their time if they commit and pay you a reasonable day rate.

I'm pretty sure, somewhere, this HAS in fact been done before.

" Help me bring my paranormal based TV show Idea to reality
Reply to: gigs-147383100@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-04-01, 9:45PM EST


Hi,

I write screenplays and fiction. I have a concept for a TV show about the paranormal, magic, occult, unexplained-along those lines. There is a cool catch that is not being done right now.

Please, serious people respond. I have limited film and video production abilities. You should be able to pick up a DV and shoot well, you should be able to edit, you should be very creative and dedicated.

I am not looking to hire a production company, thank you.
I want to write, co-direct, produce, market and edit the pilot to waiting execs in the biz.

As far as pay and budget, well those are subjects that will be discussed once I decide that your the "One".

All people, young and old with talent, expereince and dedication should apply.

I'm ready to break the damn doors down for this concept, I truly believe it's a winner. You will need to sign legal papers to be involved with this project.

Come help me and help yourself.

Please no negative, dreamers, non-mature, anger management folks.

Thanks "

Oh. it's been done before. Too many shows have used the paranormal as a theme. BUT... I have an idea that hasn't been used in combination with the paranormal. It's just not P.C.

Last three posts removed... please keep in mind that I really don't want anything vulgar posted on this site. Keep the profanity and vulgarity out of here. Thanks,

Sorry.

what if there's profanity/vulgarity in the job posting?

I highly suspect Craig Seeman is one of the "re guys" on the New York Craigslist.

Did you get me in trouble Josh?

Hey, if I'm goin' down I'm TAKIN' EVERYONE WITH ME!

here is a funny one. sfo craiglist:

LOOKING FOR CAMERA TO RENT (petaluma)

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Reply to: gigs-148864848@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-04-06, 3:08PM PDT


I am a videographer with a company out of San Francisco and Hollywood. Our San Francisco camera is rented out on a job and we are looking for a camera to rent for Saturday April 8th, for use in Cotati, CA to film the drummer from Ozzy Osbourne. Compensation: $50.

Let me know if you have a camera that you are willing to rent for three hours.

12 p.m.-3 p.m.

Looking for Cannon XL1/2
Or Panasonic 100A


no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Compensation: $50




148864848

There's nothing special about this; it just smacks of being a big waste of time. Note the lame grammar. What IS a "reality show-style feature"

"VIDEO, FILM OPPORTUNITY FOR CREATIVE PEOPLE
Reply to: gigs-148943357@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-04-06, 10:11PM CDT


Do you have the talent to create an award winning documentary, film or television program? New Media company launching a talent contest like no other. Need filmmakers, videographer's, with an artistic flair to create a reality show style feature with international and domestic audience. This opportunity will develop into a huge opportunity for money and consistant work for the future

* this is in or around HOUSTON (KATY)
* yes -- it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: TBA "

Here's another. You get to pay for your own food, too:

"Videographer/DP - summer cross-country adventure
Reply to: contactus@sendthestates.com
Date: 2006-04-07, 10:15PM EDT


www.SendTheStates.com

About the Project:

Documentary of…
The road-trip of a lifetime
Two and a half month cross-country travel
Rock climbing and bouldering in approx. 14 states
Camping & hiking
Highlighting of environmental and access issues

Exposure through…
Film festivals
Event screenings
DVD distribution
Local press
Magazine articles

About us:

Two women, one guy, mid-20’s
Adventurous
Political
Down to Earth
Rock Climbers

Who we are looking for:

Someone who…
Has experience with shooting documentary-style footage and/or sporting events
Wants to try unique, interesting visual approaches to filming
Loves the outdoors and who will enjoy that aspect of the trip
Is a good traveler who would be excited about exploring the country
Has a good eye for getting beautiful shots (video and photography)
Is a climber or is at least interested in learning about climbing
Is prepared (and excited) to get up on some rocks to get a good shot
Can get as into this project as we have

Female and New York-based preferred

Compensation:

Free travel across the country for the duration of the project
Camping and site fees paid for
No food covered at this stage, but most camping gear you would need will be provided
Exposure for your work


We’re determined to make this project a success and we’re eager to work and travel with someone who will feel the same and who will enjoy the trip as much as we will.

More information about the project is available at www.SendTheStates.com



* this is in or around NYC
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

"

I knew it was crap when I read the word hip hop

"Production staff needed for live theatre Hip-Hop show
Reply to: tvproductions@optonline.net
Date: 2006-04-09, 4:49PM EDT


Volunteer production staff needed for live theater Hip-Hop show; taping for a reality show and hip-hop documentary. The show will take place on Sat. May 20, 2006 at the Symphony Space Theatre on 95th Street & Broadway in NYC. Many positions require no experience -- just ambitious, proactive, hardworking people in the film, TV, music, and hip-hop biz. If you are interested, send us a brief email indicating your interest, contact name, phone #, email address, production experience and position of interest to tvproductions@optonline.net. Applications will not be accepted without all of the required info. Must be available on Sat. May 20th all day. All staff will receive credit, lunch, and a copy of the show.

Stage Manager Assistant
Backstage Manager Assistant
Backstage Production Assistant 1
Backstage Production Assistant 2
Backstage Production Assistant 3
Backstage Production Assistant 4
Front of the house Supervisor
VIP Hostess
Hostess(greet guest/distribute programs/raffle/mailing list)
Hostess(greet guest/distribute programs/assist w/concession)
Backstage security
*** Experienced Production Manager (knowledge in the use of digital camera operation, will supervise camera operators.)
Assistant to Production Manager
*** Camera operators (with or without camera -- own camera a plus)
*** 24 p Camera operator (left/close-ups)
*** 24 p Camera operator (right/audience)
*** 24 p Camera operator (center/wide/zooms)
*** 24 p Camera operator (backstage/interviews)
*** 24 p Camera operator (floater/all)
*** Experienced Light Technician (for a 750+ seat theatre)
*** Photographer (with own digital camera)

***Experience required

* this is in or around NYC
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




149682206
"

So you have to show up for an interview and go to two rehersals and a 6 hour shoot with your own camera for a grand total of $100. That's $10/hr and that's assuming you would only charge for 2 hours for each rehersal . . . below most people's minimum hours for a shoot. This ad was in the paid advertising section (TV/Radio) not the Gigs sections.

VIDEOGRAPHER WITH OWN EQUIPMENT FOR HALF DAY SHOOT THIS SATURDAY

Reply to: job-150119932@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-04-10, 11:23PM EDT


Looking for an experienced videographer with 3ccd digital camcorder (Canon Xls1 or better) to shoot a comedy sketch from 9-2pm this Saturday 4/15. Pay is $100 flat (cash) and you will receive a 5 minutes clip of video for your reel. I am interviewing Wednesday at 6pm and hiring Thursday. If hired, you must be available to attend rehearsals Thursday and Friday evening from 6-8pm. Must have a resume and reel, no exceptions! Email asap and highlight your experience and also include your name and CONTACT TELEPHONE number and you will be contacted Wednesday morning regarding interview. Thank you and hope to hear from you soon!

Job location is NYC
Compensation: $100 FLAT

Does this sound like a photographer to you?

Job Title: Photographer
Employer: News 13
Location: Orlando, Florida
Employment Type: Full Time
Description: Tracking Code - 10089

Major Function: Operate ENG/SNG newsgathering equipment. Shoot, edit and feed video for recorded and live events under deadline
Essential Functions: Responsible for the operation of electronic newsgathering trucks for live news events, press conferences, or breaking news events. Operate ENG/SNG vehicles under company guidelines and within proper safety standards. Shoot and edit stories as assigned by the Assignment Desk. Work with reporters in the newsgathering process when assigned. Ability to conduct interviews for sound or tape segments or breaking news. Maintain technical systems, diagnose and repair equipment failure and install new equipment when necessary. Report any broken or malfunctioning equipment for further attention. Consistently represent News 13 in a professional manner. Flexible to work varying schedules, including holidays, evenings and weekends. Demonstrate proficiency at multi-tasking and must have the ability to prioritize and make decisions. Ability to work effectively within a team environment and handle a time pressure deadline environment. Perform other duties as assigned.

Special Skills: Possess excellent interpersonal skills and be able to work with the public in various situations. Be able to identify and resolve problems. Must have strong mechanical skills. Knowledge of microwave, satellite and fiber systems a plus. Have basic computer skills to include Word and Excel Working Conditions: Materials and Equipment Used: Various studio and remote broadcasting equipment, computers, scanners, telephones and various office equipment. ENG/SNG and satellite trucks Physical Requirements: Lifting and carrying up to 100 pounds. Sitting, walking, running, standing, kneeling, crouching, reaching, stooping, handling, typing, fingering, seeing, hearing, talking, pushing and pulling. Works inside and outside throughout the year and may be subjected to various weather conditions which could include extreme hot or cold conditions.

Education/Experience: College degree or trade school training or equivalent experience with minimum of 2 years newsgathering experience. Experience with ENG/SNG vehicle operation preferred. Possess and maintain a valid driver's license.

Considering that this is in a theater in NYC, I suspect local union rules at the theater do not allow this. Ya think?

Ms. Scarlett, I don't know nothn' 'bout no unions.

I call this "Go Look Inside Part Deux".

http://houston.craigslist.org/tfr/150354690.html

(Sorry, it's laden with graphics, therefore not easy to paste right into the thread)

And another, apparently reposted on CL from Mandy:

"Reposting a Mandy gig
Reply to: see below
No contact info listed below? Let them know.
Date: 2006-04-11, 3:35PM EDT


I had such a laugh reading this, that I thought you guys will get a kick out of it too. I'm sure you all conjure up an image of the poster of this ad.



Looking for a dp with OWN Sony HDW-F900/3 CineAlta for a feature project to be shot guerilla style this summer starting in June. Must have experience with narrative dramatic material and a reel demonstrating that, also should have checkable references and credits.

This is NOT PAYING POSITION. The project is conceived and carried out by a group of producers and filmmakers whose previous work played and won prizes in major festival circuits (Sundance and all that chime...) and has been picked up for distribution, so you wouldn't be dealing with a bunch of amateurs. straight out of film school. We can offer a differed payment contract, however, for all intent and purposes this IS NOT A MONEY MAKING PROJECT. The script is excellent and name talent actors will be involved in the project, so it could turn out a great opportunity for the right candidate.

Please e-mail back with resumes and links to the online demo reels. If you don't have an online demo reel we will email you back with an address to send your reel if we are interested in you.

Also if you have an HDV camera and don't have CineAlta (or VariCam), please, don't waste your time, we have our own HDV cameras and not looking for more. Good luck to all the applicants and thank you.


Apply to: DT

* this is in or around NYC
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: bust a cap in yo ass "

Don't force me to make another mom joke. It was me and Keith, actually. You are WAY behind the times, dude.

It's cool. Me and Keith made up with Daddy, and we're not grounded anymore. We can't use the car for a month, however.

I don't know what happened, just that Josh got me in trouble somehow!

No need to thank me Keith. It was no problem, really.

And I was even being extra cautious, so as to not offend anyone!

It's my gift; it's my curse. Please, I'm just a regular guy, like all of you (except the women). I just have this. . .this POWER.