This guy just seems like a dick. And I suspect there's no pay involved.

"Looking for cool crew.

Anti war
Anti Racism
Anti Globalism
ETC
ETC
ETC

If you're like me and been on enough sets to know we're pros; but tired of the lazy folks, the arse holes, the racists, bigots, FAKE "world peace" activists.

Work with me on some great projects, with REAL people who are SERIOUS about PEACE and just as serious about their CRAFTS.

Email a sentence about yourself and kindly include your resume.

Peace. "

I think these two are from the same guy, clearly living in fantasy land:

"AN ASPIRING FILM MAKER SEEKS DONATIONS
Reply to: keyzrelate@tmail.com
Date: 2006-03-09, 12:43AM EST


Hello I am in the market for a G4 computer.
Some screenwriting software.
Film editing software
A 3ccd DV 24p camera.
Gaffing.lighting equipement
And basically anything to do independent film making.

I'm not interested in anything but independent work. I have diffrent crew members to help out with ideas.

I'm not interested in chasing hollywood. The only way I can see it is make a good project sell it and let people come to you.

I produce music so if there is some donations for an entry level
protools system/some plug ins
Logic software
A lot of drum sounds
A lot of synth sounds especially strings.
Studio monitors.
Neuman mic/tube mic pre/compressor
CD Burner

I am not interested in going to record labels I want to do it independent

I'm tired of trying to get on I just want to bust my ass work with talented people and produce good music as well as good music videos and of course good films.

I know this is crazy to ask. But I'm thinking in terms of people that are upgrading and there might be a 1% chance you wouldn't mind giving up some pieces.

Of course I'm not selling dreams but upon taking a leap of faith going indepent if there is any finance made I will be more than willing to pay for every piece donated.
If I get paid I will be a pain in your ass to give you your money TRUST ME

I'm Loyal I'm just looking to do independent work without putting my freedom in danger by taking alternative routes to financing my tools.

Thanks and have a great day.


P.S. If you think this is crazy you don't have to reply and tell me I already know.
I look at it like this it is worth a dam try lol
"
Another:

"ATT DPz that can put a full feature film crew together
Reply to: keyzrelate@tmail.com
Date: 2006-03-09, 1:14AM EST


I am in the market for such talented individuals that can take a project from concept to completion in its edited ready to go stage. to donate there time every 3 months to do a full feature film.
I will be contacting screenwriters,actors etc
I will look at scripts and find great movies to produce.
I want to do this for free for the sake of art. Artist helping artist.
I will act as assistant director/producer/line producer.
The deal is I want wonderfull films
Ready to go every 3 months.
I want this to be independent. That means no festivals no deal shopping. Nothing

All I would do is try to sell it independently through the internet hand to hand and anyway I can.

Once I have everyone in place I am willing to make an even split on all revenue that will be monitored by all involved.

I look at it like this if we make a great movie and sell it for 10 dollors all over the planet if only one million people purchase the movie that's 10 million to split amoungs ourselves.
If interested please send your equipemnt list including editing software.
The reason I ask this is simply because I'm working on getting donations as to save you from having to drag your equipment out on location. If I can get the same tools you use all you would have to do is show up and use your talent.

P.S. I'm also interested in doing music videos as well. The amount per 3 month period will be on the amount of artist I produce for free and there music videos 1 per artist will be free.
Now this is also something I want to do on an indie level. Since I produce music I can cover that part. In terms of the music video I would need the crew for that purpose.
Again each artist will have 10 songs and 1 music video on there project and again if wecan sell this for 10 dollors to a million people then its and even split with everyone.
So as no1 would feel robbed of there time I will be producing music for free but I will still be willing to do the evem split with everyone.
Again I don't want to have anything to do with record labels I'm not trying to get on I just want good music and film and will sell it independently.
So I'm not looking for a distribution deal/film deal record deal nothing
I just want to do this indie all the way and then do a split all the way.

Thanks for your time.

* this is in or around new york
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: even splits "

Josh, your last three submissions are a sign that hard drug use has reached epidemic proportions...

Hey, I would almost be willing to fake up a resume for a good shooter that also includes such things as ex-Special Forces sniper with 23 confirmed kills, 12 mths tour at Gitmo as event recorder use 24p JVC, covered the Republican convention as a freelance videographer in 2004, etc. to the flower child. Wonder if that would do permanent damage? ;)

Now George... you can't blame the drugs, those people would be like that without them. That kind of stupid is genetic!

More drugs:

"NEED FUNDING FOR FILM WILL GIVE CREDITS
Reply to: stupifided2002@yahoo.com
Date: 2006-03-09, 9:19PM EST


Hello,

I am a writer from upstate NY. I have crew and need funding for equipment. Trying to raise $5000.00 for film. If anyone helps they will sign a contract for them to have credits

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: CREDITS "

I had a guy ask me if I want to do a lot of shooting him and get paid in "stocks" of the corporation he's starting. No thanks.

How is it that none of these people are members here and have seen their posts and come to defend them? Seems like it woulda happened by now.

Simply outstanding:

"Filmmaker needed for overseas research project (Summer 2006)
Reply to: gigs-140918722@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-11, 2:58AM EST


Looking for filmmaker to work on short film this summer. We will film in two places: the Denver Metro area and Europe. Will work closely with two individuals with limited production experience on a research project. Creativity and flexibility a must for this filmmaker.

Our filmmaker must be able to pay own way to Denver and Europe, and should be able to provide own equipment. Film student welcome. This project has the possibility of being a long-term opportunity with a global reach for the right filmmaker.

E-mail for more details.

* this is in or around Denver Metro/Europe
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Stipend available. "

Major Spanish Market TV commercial wants to STEAL your music with your permission (elevator music!) rather than spend a few bucks for royalty free elevator music!!!


Need music for Telemundo Commercial

Reply to: job-141454137@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-13, 10:25AM EST


Need UNPUBLISHED music for a commercial to be aired on Telemundo TV.
Music needs to be background music, preferably elevator music.

It will not pay but will give the artist a chance to have their music on a commercial and of course you will get a copy of the commercial.
Please either email samples or send cd's to:

Donelli- Commercial Music Dept.
RE: Telemundo
307 Spring St. #4R
NY, NY 10013

SOLD and WILL AIR MULTIPLE TIMES on a MAJOR BROADCAST NETWORK.

and you should be EXPERIENCED AND work for FREE??????

SHOOTER NEEDED

Reply to: gigs-141474772@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-13, 11:25AM EST


Looking for experienced shooters (to shoot on 24P) for new and exciting short-term reality/documentary special. There may not be pay, but this is a high-profile celebrity driven event that is sold and will air multiple times on a major broadcast network - a GREAT credit to have. Please email resumes ASAP.

THANK YOU!

Said to the tune of the Mastercard spots

Cost of Panasonic DVX-100 with tripod and batteries - $4000
Cost of Sennheiser 100 wireless mic system $500
Cost of Final Cut Pro - $1000
Cost of Mac to run it on - $2500
Total value of gear $8000

day rate for using this gear plus labor - $75

Use of craigslist - Priceless

Job - worthless

_________________
24 p camera person

Reply to: gigs-141500099@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-13, 12:30PM EST


Looking for someone with 24 p camera experience and sound! We are also looking for someone with Final cut pro experience! Please send us your resume! We are looking for camera person/edit help on a tv show on celebrities, pets and fashion! Need asap!

this is in or around nyc
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $75/day rate

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Compensation: Spend thousands, make pennies

Now you can do corporate trade show videos plus DVD authoring. Full end to end production, post, delivery and not even get paid for use of your gear let alone your time.

Shooting, Editing and Authoring a DVD Needed

Reply to: gigs-141442758@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-13, 9:41AM EST


Need someone to shoot, edit and author a promo video. No compensation, however you can use it for your portofolio. This video is for a cosmetics company, and will be broadcast at the trade show, and on the company's website, where your name will be posted. Also on the website with a link to your site. So it's a good opportunity to get your name out there.

If interested, please contact us.

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: No Compensation

This pays better than Craig's "mastercard" one. What shocked me was that A) James did not post it first, and B) it was on Mandy and not Craigslist.

Atlanta rental house rate for a PD-170 over a weekend is $250. Of course, I have room to talk. I paid this for the day to a high school student, but I supplied all the stuff. It was 8 hrs. No reel required (I just get to swear a bit during post).


Vacancy: Cameramen
Employer: Eighth Wonder Cinema, Llc
Location: Metro-Atlanta
Duration: Single Day, starts MAY 27TH



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Payment is on a lo/no/deferred basis.
WE ARE SEEKING A FEW CAMERAMEN WHO OWN THEIR OWN CAMERA!!!! PANASONIC DVX-100 OR DVX-100A PREFERRED. JOB CONSIST OF VIDEO TAPING (2) GRADUATIONS ON MAY 27TH. APPLICANTS MUST HAVE EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF CAMERA FUNCTIONS SUCH AS: EXPOSURE, WHITE BALANCE, XLR INPUT, ETC. IN OTHER WORDS... MUST BE ABLE TO PRODUCE A NICE QUALITY IMAGE WITH NATURAL LIGHTING. JOB PAYS $125 PER GRADUATION. GRADUATIONS SHOULD LAST NO LONGER THAN (3) HOURS. PLEASE EMAIL YOUR RESUME OR ONLINE DEMO REEL AND PLEASE SPECIFY WHAT TYPE OF CAMERA YOU OWN. THANK YOU.


Apply to: Deji

I'm sure I'll start another flame war, but that's not that bad. $250 for one day.

Flame on!


Just kidding... I saw that posting, and started adding mileage in my head. Nah.

Oh, sorry. Mileage not included in said fee. In that case, they can kiss my ass for $250 a day. Mileage, tape stock, clients pay for, says me, or I include it in a higher fee than was originally quoted.

Even with gas prices where they are, I could drive up there, shoot it, grab a room for the night, and make it home with something. Getting away from the family circus for a couple days is always nice, but I really need a bit more to make it worth that drive.

Well, I have no circus, and I would actually try to put together some sort of living. Different strokes, I guess.

It's coming back around to doing just that. In the meantime, I still shoot whatever I can, for whoever. Down the road, it usually pays off.

Interesting. I must have made bad choices when I was doing that stuff, 'cause I've never gotten paid, that I can think of, for anyone I did freebies for. Even cheapies, really. The cheap people continue to be cheap 'til you tell 'em to piss off.


Hey, is this some bullshit? I don't know much about union/non-union stuff, but shouldn't these people be paid PAs?

"Full Length 35mm Feature Film Needs Interns
Reply to: gigs-142436526@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-16, 11:46AM CST


Local Austin crew is shooting a low budget, full length feature on 35mm and desperately needs interns. The show is a union show giving you a perfect opportunity to meet and network with Austin's film crew. The film will be shot in and around Austin, the usual five day shoot with twelve hour days (weekends off). Specifically we desperately need inerns for the set (to assist the ADs) and the art department.

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Meals and Networking! "

would you shoot this event for $300?
 

I am supposed to shoot as a roaming/broll cam tomorrow for a friend of
mine. He originally had me down for about 5hrs. Now, he says it will
be a 10 hour day but can only pay $300 + some tape stock because
they are doing this on spec. I can either shoot it, or pass. He says he
will pay cash. Ugh. Right now, I am thinking I need the dough, but
would rather stay home and steam my carpets and setup my photo
studio.

Do the shoot, and use the $300 to rent the steamer for Sunday... and buy something for the studio.

I already have the steamer, bought it at walmart last year. by the way
no editing, and shooting with FX1

What's the deal with people with lawmowers make more than people with cameras?

I wonder if Comcast is giving them the airtime for FREE?!

"Need a camera man (2) with equipment and dvd recording equipment to film an event. Need someone that is wanting to gain exposure and willing to work for credits and building their personal resume.

Please send your resume or request and inquiries to:

Serious inquiries only. This is a major event that will be on Comcast and we are pitching to BET"

Hey, what differentiates a serious inquiry from a half-assed one? "Hi, I saw this ad on the internet. I don't know if I'm interested. Maybe. Let me see what I'm doing that day. Get back to me. Or don't. Whatever. Dude."

Ok, I know I've posted this guy at least twice before, but he keeps doing more insane stuff, so:

"Seeking producer interested in guaranteed success project!
Reply to: cloud@heroicdestinysquad.com
Date: 2006-03-20, 4:24PM EST


Hi, I am looking for producers who would be interested in funding a movie I am working on which I feel is a guaranteed success.

Tag Line: A somewhat bumbling aspiring professional hero sets off to single handedly stop the genocide in Darfur as a knight errant without a clue or a chance in hell.

Genre: Comedy/Reality/Hyperreality/Possibly Horrific Tradgedy

Catch: It's all real and will involve a totally insane professional hero heading off to stop a real genocide where over 400,000 are already dead! Thus it's the classic "far away knight comes to save the people" tale, except it's all real!


Since there is a high possibility of death or serious injury on the part of the filmmaker in this project, I will take out a life insurance policy prior to filming with the producer as the beneficiary. Thus even if I die and the project doesn't come to completion, you will still make a profit! So it's a no lose situation where you are sure to make money no matter what happens.

We are looking for a few thousand dollars for supplies, field cameras, and satellite equipment to broadcast back to the states with, as well as to develop a cool knight and Japanese anime based costume. We hope to update a website with clips to build publicity before we cut the final into a movie, if I don't die out there.

For more info, please see our website: http://www.heroicdestinysquad.com/

For more info on the setting, please see: http://savedarfur.org/

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Sure profit! "

I feel sorry for the producer if the guy doesn't die, then you're stuck with a boring movie and you have to put up with that dude.

I say we scrape up our change, and become Co-Producers... I like watchin dumbasses doing things that might get them killed. Cleans up the ol gene pool you know?

I guess they hope that your "Eenglish" is better than theirs.
$4 doesn't even buy you two slices of pizza and a drink in most of Manhattan. Best of all, there's no contact info at all in the ad.


Eenglish Speeking Film Crue Needed

Reply to: see below
No contact info listed below? Let them know.
Date: 2006-03-21, 4:11AM EST


Hi,

We're a film crew looking for talented, experrienced gaeffers, artists, desingers, and cameramen.

Must be friendly, Eng;lish speaking, with correct grammar, good at desinging, Must have own van, cellphone, abd be willing to work in Manhattan with a punctual attitude.

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay, but but $4.00 lunch ticket

The name of this group bugs me. It's way to hard to say, and is not nearly as cool as they think it is.

"4/5.6 SPLIT Productions- Looking for an A.C. preferably with super16mm

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Reply to: gigs-144157882@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-22, 10:36AM EST



4/5.6 SPLIT Productions is moving into pre-production on another short film. We have decided to shoot super16mm and are still searching for the right A.C. and super 16mm camera.
We have assembled a top notch cast and crew and are just looking for the last piece.
4/5.6 SPLIT Productions is an independent group joined for creative collaborations, there is no pay for this project however we have a strong philosophy of bartering. Helping on this project guarentees you'll get help on yours. The shoot dates are from April 7th-10th.

We look foward to hearing back from you.


this is in or around NYC

yes -- it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Compensation: Copy of final Film and help on your next project"

Another--they apprarently have no idea how college credit works. Check out the line:

"Tech guy/girl needed for HILARIOUS sketch group

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: cubicleimprov@yahoo.com
Date: 2006-03-22, 9:59AM EST


If you enjoy sketch comedy at its best, and you enjoy running lights and sound, you may very well enjoy being the new tech person for CUBICLE, the award winning (2005 National Comedy Theatre sketch competition) improv/sketch group. Cubicle (www.cubicleimprov.com) is based in New York and has performed regularly at the PIT, the Improv, the National Comedy Theatre, and Rose's Turn. Cubicle has also been invited to perform at comedy festivals in Philadelphia, Washington DC, and Oberlin College. We cannot offer compensation in the form of money at this time, but we can offer compensation in the form of buying you a drink after shows, making you laugh, and getting your back when needed (we've been known to kick some ass). If you're a college student, maybe you can even get some college credit for hanging with us and helping us out. Please get in touch if you're interested or if you have any questions at all.


this is in or around NYC

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Compensation: We're good for your self-esteem
"

Ok, so these guys suck. What, you can come up with everything but the extra $100-125 per PA to pay a decent PA rate? How many PAs could there be? 1, 2?

"NEED PA's on 35MM COMMERCIAL - SAT,3/25 - $50 Pay

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Reply to: gigs-144246037@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-22, 2:43PM EST


NEED PA's and extra CREW for one day 35mm COMMERCIAL. This SATURDAY, MARCH 25th. ALL DAY.

Producer needs production assistants and/or other able crew members to come and learn and be of service on a great 35mm commercial spot. Ideal candidates are interested in film and TV, want to learn and are excited about helping out and meeting people in the industry.

- One location: West Village, indoors.
- Craft service and lunch provided.
- 7AM Call time. Shoot until 7 PM.
- Experienced, easy-going people to work with.
- Pay is $50.

Please call Molly Middleton at (212) 206-7152 or email greenfilmsllc@yahoo.com as soon as possible!


this is in or around West Village

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Compensation: $50 for the entire day.

"

Is that a description of the movie or the guy making it?

Well, this sounds entirely legitimate:

"Actor needed to record 30 second voicemail messages
Reply to: apply5003@boxpilot.com
Date: 2006-03-23, 7:38PM CST


Our company sends out voicemail broadcasts to prospects regularly. We need an actor who can sound natural to record the 30 second voicemail messages that we send out. You will need to follow a word-for-word script, but you must sound natural and like you aren't following a script. Essentially, you need to sound like a real person calling for a real reason, but you'll actually be acting. We don't want it to sound like a 'radio announcer' - rather, a real person calling.

You need to be available within 24 hours of receiving a request to do the recordings whenever we need them - they will happen once in a while. You just need to call a phone number and record the message over the phone - we'll email you the script. There are no guarantees on how much work there is.

Please send an email to us saying that you are interested, and we will send you more information back by email.


* Compensation: Compensation: $20 for each voicemail you record
* Telecommuting is ok.
* This is a contract job.
* no -- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* no -- Please, no phone calls about this job!
* no -- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
* yes -- Reposting this message elsewhere is OK."

Just one of those PSA/COMMERCIALS for large, International Brand with professional crew, to be shoot for NO PAY.

PSA/Commercial

Reply to: gigs-144909634@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-24, 4:17PM EST


Low-budget PSA/Commercial Spot for large, International Brand with professional crew to be shot one day on April 1st in Brooklyn. Seeking Following Crew positions: First AD, Second AD, Art Director, Wardrobe, Makeup, Key Grip, Key Gaffer, Electrician, Production Assistants, First AC, Second AC. No pay, CREDIT ONLY. Crew with Equipment a bonus. Can negotiate low rate for any equipment.

Please email your resume and contact information to thesoccerproject@gmail.com.

Thank you for your interest.

this is in or around Brooklyn
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Credit Only, Non-Paid, Low Pay for Equipment

Ok, this one's even in my area. I shan't be calling them, however, mostly due to the thing about the person with the best discount rate making their "final cut." I bet they want you to do all this shit for like $150 per commercial (PLEASE NOTE, IT DOES NOT SAY THAT ANYWHERE IN THE AD; THAT'S JUST A GUESS BASED ON THE FACT THAT THEY USE THE WORDS "DISCOUNT RATE" ABOUT 600 TIMES).

"Videographers Needed for Houston & Surrounding Areas
Reply to: job-144950660@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-24, 5:16PM CST


We are seeking full service local videographer companies and independent professional videographers in Houston and sorrounding areas. We would like to outsource our videogaphy & production work to create 30 & 60 seconds marketing & promotional video commercials.

COMPENSATION: Companies and individuals with the best discounted rates and quality of finished video samples will be able to make the final cut.

Please provide the answers to the following questions when responding to this ad:

- Discounted rates for a complete 30 & 60 seconds finished commercial package that would also include creating a script for that commercial.
- Discounted rates for a complete 30 & 60 seconds finished commercial package without any new script creation/ maybe just helping client with their own script.
- Do you have a studio/office with green /blue back ground kit to shoot commercials.
- Which part of Houston (examples: N, SW, S, E, etc OR Woodlands, Houston, etc) and surrounding areas you can service
- Samples of your work (website with video commercial, link, DVD, etc)
- References (3 previous clients)
- Your contact information, name, company name and best time to call.

List of Tasks to be included in a complete package:

- Visiting clients location for a production session (2-4 hours at location)
- Creating / helping (plan) clients with script (over the phone/ email) for the commercials
- Production (light, shoot and sound) of video commercials
- Editing, enhancements for commercials
- Voiceover, adding visuals, text, images, etc (visuals, edit & audio) for commercials
- Final delivery of commercial (DVD, mpeg, etc)
- Turn around time for the complete project (script to handing over the DVD)

PLEASE TYPE: "VIDEOGRAPHER OPPORTUNITY" IN THE SUBJECT LINE WHEN REPLYING TO THIS EMAIL.


* Compensation: Companies and individuals with the best discounted rates and quality of finished video samples will be able to make the final cut.
* This is a contract job.
* no -- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* no -- Please, no phone calls about this job!
* no -- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
* no -- Reposting this message elsewhere is NOT OK."

Go ahead, people, dissect.

Josh, this is the real kicker in my opinion

"- References (3 previous clients)"

Here's a company looking to "low ball" TV Commercial production and they want the contact info for 3 of your clients!!!!!

NEVER give client contact info to ANYONE! My clients are plainly visible on my reel. The viewer gets to decide if they like it. They get to judge my interpersonal skills be meeting ME. They get to ask details by speaking to ME.

I'd never heard that before. On one's PA resume, it is often advised to give references with phone numbers. Apparently, not so much for other jobs? The whole thing just looked like a big pain in the ass to me. All the meetings, scripts, all that. . .I would think that for me, that's like $1000-1500 per commercial (I know some of you defecate on those rates--well, poop away!), and I just KNOW, magically, that they won't wanna pay anywhere near that much. It is, of course, much more irksome because it's in my area, and I am therefore somewhat tempted to contact them. But fear not, I won't.